No matter how often you shave it, it keeps coming back.

Not in my experience it doesn't. Or at least not enough of it.

Not in my experience it doesn't. Or at least not enough of it.

This is Britney's head we're talking about.

Britney's head is more like terrorism than any other head.

If it is mostly a formal ceremony that is important to Bob, you can certainly have that in a chapel or in a Prot church. Were you raised in any particular tradition?

Not me. But I think it's symbolically important for him to have a Catholic ceremony. I dunno. He has few wants in this life, so I tend to accomodate those few he has. Although one of his mulish desires was waiting to get engaged until a year from now at least, so I can sometimes push him to reconsider irrational things.

Do all Catholic Priests require you to promise to raise the kids Catholic?

Cause I'm pretty sure that neither of my friends in the interfaith marriage would have agreed to that. Of course this was SoCal - but they were married in a ceremony jointly conducted by a Priest and a Rabbi.

>Do all Catholic Priests require you to promise to raise the kids Catholic?

I'm not sure, because I am a Catholic godparent, even though I am neither Catholic nor baptized. I believe I did have to agree to raise the child as a Catholic, but if that was the wish of the parents, I would do so. The godfather is Catholic, though.

I think Bush should compare the war on terror to Britney shaving her head.

"See, what you have to realize is that...the War on Terroristicism, see...it's like hair. Now, you shave your head, see, with a shaverator like normal people do, and then, a few hours later...the hair is back. So then you have to defollicate your headness again and again.

But if you use a hair removal product like Nair, see, then it will be longer until your hair re-grows itself by its bootstraps.

So, in Iraq, what we've done is use Nair...and the insurgents are like...ingrown hairs. And we have to use our surge troops to scalp Iraq down to the bone. For democracy.

And then we'll sell the locks on eBay, which will help justify a tax cut for the rich.

Next question."

OK, so my mechanics have been driving the car all day (mind you, I've not driven it since Friday)...and they can't get it to slip. Not one bit. And I KNOW it was slipping. But now it's not. And the engage is right where it should be. So they are gonna keep driving it and I'll pick it up in the morning barring it suddenly starting to slip again.

Huh. I'm torn between thinking my car was gaslighting me and thinking I must be a complete moron. Which, given how stupid I've been feeling of late...yeah. Weird. At least it is only $100 weird and not $600. That's a fucking weird kind of relief.

Um...

Speaking of George Bush, with whom Sharon developed a very close relationship, Uri Dan recalls that Sharon’s delicacy made him reluctant to repeat what the president had told him when they discussed Osama bin Laden. Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: “I will screw him in the ass!”

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Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: “I will screw him in the ass!”

"In a totally non-gay way, of course. Figuritatively, like.

Not that there's anything wrong with the gays. Except that they're an abomination in the eyes of Our Lord and Savior. And they don't vote for me.

Next question."

Do all Catholic Priests require you to promise to raise the kids Catholic?

It appears as if they've altered the wording. According to the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops:

The non-Catholic spouse does not have to promise to have the children raised Catholic. The Catholic spouse must promise to do all that he or she can to have the children baptized and raised in the Catholic faith.

It seems to be a relatively recent change.