I just need to turn my mattress, but I need a big strong man - or woman - to help me do it. I can't lift the damn thing. I also need to replace three of the slats; they keep falling out. My grandfather made the bed, and he apparently measured the width only once.
Man, just ascend already.
Willow ,'Chosen'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Feb 17, 2007 2:30:24 pm PST #1718 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Amy - Feb 17, 2007 2:33:52 pm PST #1719 of 10001
Because books.
We turn our mattress all the time. It's past the point of no return, I think. And I'm not suggesting anyone else keep their mattress so long! We should have bought a new one years ago.
Britney is ... really kind of sad, I think. And I feel even worse for her kids.
aurelia - Feb 17, 2007 2:39:34 pm PST #1720 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Hey, has anyone seen Metafilter today?
They want me to pay $5 to see it.
so-called secular evolution science is the Big Bang 15-billion-year alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion
I don't remember a Pharisee check-box on the census form.
Go Lee, with your shop-fu! I wonder if I'll have time to shop monday (after working in 2 different theatres) while the sales are still on. It would probably help if I already knew what mattress I want. My current one is probably 20yrs old.
Hil R. - Feb 17, 2007 2:45:03 pm PST #1721 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I don't remember a Pharisee check-box on the census form.
"Pharisee" is how some conspiracy nuts refer to rabbinic Judaism (i.e., pretty much the only form of Judaism existing today, except for the Karaites, but they're a teeny tiny population.)
Scrappy - Feb 17, 2007 2:45:38 pm PST #1722 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
My mom just got a new bed after selling the twin beds and mattresses my folks had SINCE THEY WERE MARRIED. 52 years. And they never liked the twin beds--my Grandmother gave them the bedroom set (which was incredibly expensive) as a wedding present and they felt obliged to keep them. New mattresses had been suggested many times, but it is impossible to get her to spend money on herself. One of my brothers finally gave her the new bed. Which, I may add, she loves.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2007 3:13:45 pm PST #1723 of 10001
What is even happening?
Joss talks about his stint directing The Office, and about his love for the series: [link]
sumi - Feb 17, 2007 3:20:56 pm PST #1724 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Too many of my lj friends are talking about eating ice cream. And now I want some.
Why do ice cream places NOT deliver?
aurelia - Feb 17, 2007 3:24:42 pm PST #1725 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Spam to my work e-mail:
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Product aside, why would anyone want to do business with any company that has to disguise itself so much go get around filters and net-nannies?!
That said, "Genuine! products for mans" makes me laugh.
sumi - Feb 17, 2007 3:37:18 pm PST #1726 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
All the dogs in that Pedigree shelter dog ad have been adopted.
Liese S. - Feb 17, 2007 3:42:57 pm PST #1727 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Why do ice cream places NOT deliver?
This is totally an untapped market idea! You could make millions!
Oh, no wait. They do have ice cream delivery. It's called Schwan's.
I am no help, because I have ice cream. I just went and got it for the SO, because, poor boy, he is sick. But I have no excuse for the ice cream I got for myself. (Ben & Jerry's Black & Tan). They didn't have the Stephen Colbert variety. I was v. v. disappointed.