Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?

Xander ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Feb 16, 2007 12:39:44 pm PST #1560 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I want someone to be influenced by MY style!

I give it about a year. Then it'll be attack of the Allyson-a-clones.

Yeah, but there's also the possibility of parallel evolution, so to speak.

I understand that. Certain jokes are just waiting to be plucked from the air out of the obvious, available materials. But to pair Keith Richards with Jim Fix is not one those kinds of jokes. That is a very specific kind of joke.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 16, 2007 12:45:25 pm PST #1561 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

ita, have you been following this Joe Rogan v. Carlos Mencia kerfuffle?

The great thing about this is no matter which one crashes and burns because of it, the public wins!

I hadn't heard about Leary stealing Bill Hicks' act, but he's always been one friendship with Cam Neely away from being the Antichrist as far as I'm concerned regardless.

Woohoo! Just got word that my boss's boss has given everyone in the company a week's extra paid vacation to rest up after our current projects are done!


erikaj - Feb 16, 2007 12:46:32 pm PST #1562 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

"OK, so he's evil, but you should see him naked. Really." And I love what Bill Hicks does, and he helped hundreds of comics and may well be a better citizen in all respects, but he never hit that particular button, okay? Although if Hicks had asked, I probably would. Funny guys are always foamy.


Cashmere - Feb 16, 2007 12:47:32 pm PST #1563 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I am full of bbq brisket and corn pudding. DH forgot to bring home dessert--no Texas sheetcake. I may have to remedy this by making a Graeter's run later.


bon bon - Feb 16, 2007 12:54:44 pm PST #1564 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

can't believe I don't know who Hedberg is. Was, I suppose, if he's dead.

His jokes are here: [link] but I would suggest buying his albums off iTunes. The delivery is truly inspired.

ETA: I promise to stop after just one.

I got a business card, 'cause I want to win some lunches. That's what my business card says: "Mitch Hedberg, potential lunch winner." Call me some time, maybe we'll have lunch... If I'm lucky!"


Amy - Feb 16, 2007 12:55:50 pm PST #1565 of 10001
Because books.

The only comedians mentioned I have heard of are Leary and Bill Cosby.

I've heard of a lot of them -- I know Denis Leary, and I've heard of Mencia and obviously Chris Rock -- but I don't know who the hell Bill Hicks is, or Mitch whoever.

I know a lot of Steve Martin's old routines, though.


DavidS - Feb 16, 2007 12:58:18 pm PST #1566 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wonder if people who loved Buster Keaton were bitter about Charlie Chaplin's success.

I don't think so, but there was a general critical re-evaluation that started in the sixties/seventies where Keaton's work was esteemed much more highly than Chaplin's. (Keaton's work was seen as being quintessentially 20th century, whereas Chaplin has a lot of 19th c. sentimentality.)

Geraldine Chaplin talked about introducing her boyfriend to Charlie Chaplin, and her boyfriend said he was a big Keaton fan, which really stung Chaplin. Chaplin said, "But I gave him a part in my movie when he was an alcoholic has-been!" (Which is true - in Limelight. And it's a scene where Keaton totally upstages Chaplin. I've heard some stories that in their few early days instances of side-by-side improv, Keaton totally blew Chaplin off the stage. But I think that's just Keaton's improv ability, whereas Chaplin had to craft his stuff more.)


DavidS - Feb 16, 2007 12:59:21 pm PST #1567 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I know a lot of Steve Martin's old routines, though.

Did you get really small today, AmyLiz?


Amy - Feb 16, 2007 1:00:17 pm PST #1568 of 10001
Because books.

Did you get really small today, AmyLiz?

I wish. I did sing about being obsequious and purple, though.


erikaj - Feb 16, 2007 1:02:25 pm PST #1569 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

How to Avoid Paying Taxes on A Million Dollars
1. Get a million dollars.
2. Tell IRS you forgot that not paying taxes is illegal.
Me too, Amyliz. Okay, Hecubus...I get it. It's sad more people know Leary than Hicks. But you know, Elvis underpaid Big Mama Thornton too. and some people think he's God. Go get "Sane Man" cause I know Netflix has it.(all of y'all Bill Hicks newbies)