Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Feb 16, 2007 8:28:07 am PST #1441 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Can you un-call it?


Jesse - Feb 16, 2007 8:29:50 am PST #1442 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

No, I really need to have it. It shouldn't take too long, anyway.


shrift - Feb 16, 2007 8:29:58 am PST #1443 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I remembered I have a 4pm meeting. That I called.

Dag, woman. 4pm meeting on a Friday?!


Jesse - Feb 16, 2007 8:32:02 am PST #1444 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I know, I know -- but it was kind of now or never. At least I can keep it short. Unlike the 4:30 meeting I had on Valentine's Day.


juliana - Feb 16, 2007 8:32:09 am PST #1445 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I have a 4pm meeting. That I called. Ah well.

Are you trying to get haterated?


Topic!Cindy - Feb 16, 2007 8:34:25 am PST #1446 of 10001
What is even happening?

Sometimes, a 4:00pm meeting on a Friday, is a good way to get everyone to shut up and get to the fecking point.


Jesse - Feb 16, 2007 8:34:36 am PST #1447 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Don't hate, cooperate!

I sent three people 12 choices for a meeting time. I tried, I swear!


Jessica - Feb 16, 2007 8:35:12 am PST #1448 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From the department of DUH, British study shows sword swallowing is pretty dangerous.

Sore throats—“sword throats”—occur when swallowers are learning, when performances are repeated frequently, or when odd shaped or multiple swords are used. Lower chest pains occur occasionally, most often after an obviously damaging swallow or when the “drop” is practised frequently. One performer described this pain after performing the drop 40 times a day in a state fair, and another described shoulder tip pain implying diaphragmatic irritation. Proprietary medicines are used for this problem, physicians are rarely consulted, and abstinence from swallowing swords is the main treatment.

Major injury is sometimes preceded by a previous painful performance, suggesting that minor injury may predispose to more serious damage. Occasionally a sword is difficult to advance or retract, presumably because of spasm or mucosal dryness related to nervousness or soreness. Overforceful efforts to move the sword may then cause trauma, and this resulted in oesophageal perforation in one performer. Several cases of perforation or severe haemorrhage occurred when swallowers used multiple or unusual swords or when a technical error was committed, often because of distraction. For example, one swallower lacerated his pharynx when trying to swallow a curved sabre, a second lacerated his oesophagus and developed pleurisy after being distracted by a misbehaving macaw on his shoulder, and a belly dancer suffered a major haemorrhage when a bystander pushed dollar bills into her belt causing three blades in her oesophagus to scissor.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 16, 2007 8:38:24 am PST #1449 of 10001
What is even happening?

Proprietary medicines are used for this problem, physicians are rarely consulted, and abstinence from swallowing swords is the main treatment.
Abstinence? Come on. They can't just expect people to stop swallowing swords.


Jessica - Feb 16, 2007 8:41:34 am PST #1450 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Drunk man attacks shark with bare hands

A man who caught a 4-foot shark with his bare hands off an Australian beach said on Friday he only tried the feat because he was drunk on vodka.

Phillip Kerkhof was fishing off a jetty at Louth Bay, a town on South Australia state's Eyre Peninsula 870 miles west of Sydney, when he spotted the bronze whaler shark swimming in the shallows, the Australian Broadcasting Corp. reported.

"I just snuck up behind him, and eventually I went for the big grab and I fluked it and got him," Kerkhof said.

"He was just thrashing around in the water ... starting to turn around and try to bite me and I thought 'well, it's amazing what vodka does'," Kerkhof said.

The shark bit a hole in Kerkhof's jeans, but he was uninjured.

"It's not something I'd recommend to do. When I sobered up I thought about it and I said, 'I'm a bit of an idiot for doing it'," Kerkhof said.