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tommyrot - Feb 16, 2007 7:44:36 am PST #1431 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Rogue squirrel forces down plane

The squirrels have returned.

Just when the squirrel menace looked like it might have faded away, an American Airlines flight from Tokyo has been forced to make an emergency landing in Honolulu because a rogue squirrel had managed to sneak on board.

The squirrel emergency was discovered when, on the flight from Tokyo to Dallas, the pilots heard what has been described as a 'skittering' noise in the space above the cockpit.

Subsequent investigations revealed that the noise was caused by an insurgent squirrel that had somehow managed to board the flight.

The plane was forced to make a quick landing in Honolulu, Hawaii, as the pilots were worried that the squirrel could severely damage the plane by chewing through wiring.

Steph L. - Feb 16, 2007 7:46:22 am PST #1432 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Rogue squirrel forces down plane

"Give us walnuts -- BIG ones, see? -- or we bring this plane down! Check out my partner's teeth -- we'll do it!"

Jessica - Feb 16, 2007 7:47:45 am PST #1433 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Just when the squirrel menace looked like it might have faded away, an American Airlines flight from Tokyo has been forced to make an emergency landing in Honolulu because a rogue squirrel had managed to sneak on board.

I can see the movie poster now!

Ailleann - Feb 16, 2007 7:48:52 am PST #1434 of 10001

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Kathy's driving my car, and Vortex has my apartment parking (minus the stuck in the ice). Thankfully, yesterday morning there were roving maintenance people to help get cars unstuck.

Congratulations to Those Of Many Bs!

Tom Scola - Feb 16, 2007 7:51:43 am PST #1435 of 10001

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I bet they wish they had some motherfucking snakes to take care of the squirrel!

§ ita § - Feb 16, 2007 7:52:37 am PST #1436 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Rodents on a plane! It can be like Alien v. Predator with mongoose v. snake.

Dana - Feb 16, 2007 8:20:15 am PST #1437 of 10001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Okay, I'm leaving to get on a plane yay!

Cashmere - Feb 16, 2007 8:23:21 am PST #1438 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

It is 5 degrees here but sunny. There is a place here in town that sells outdoor play equipment--those awesome, timber sets with the climbing walls, swings and slides. They have an indoor showroom that has a rubberized floor and they open it up to the public for free play time so of course, today it was jam packed. Still, nice way to get the kids some play time in spite of the weather.

"Insurgent squirrel"? Does the squirrel have an ideology?

"Give us walnuts -- BIG ones, see? -- or we bring this plane down! Check out my partner's teeth -- we'll do it!"

They were obviously after the macadamian nuts. And who can blame them?

shrift - Feb 16, 2007 8:24:12 am PST #1439 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

DON'T LET THE SQUIRRELS GET YOU, DANA.

Jesse - Feb 16, 2007 8:27:29 am PST #1440 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Be careful, Dana!!

I was just thinking about trying to leave early today, until I remembered I have a 4pm meeting. That I called. Ah well.

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