Batman Sighting Puts Schools on Lockdown
To an Arizona middle school, Batman! Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes Wednesday morning after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert, Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said.
The student described the person as 6 feet 3 inches tall and possibly male.
"We're assuming it was male, although they did have a mask on," Clark said.
Officers combed the desert around the middle school. A nearby elementary school and high school also were on lockdown as officers sought the caped crusader.
The result — no Batman.
"It's just one of those interesting little stories that we looked into but we couldn't find anyone," Clark said.
Nedda Shafir, a spokeswoman for the Cave Creek Unified School District, said putting all the schools on lockdown was a precautionary measure.
"We didn't want to take any chances," Shafir said. "We just don't want to put anyone at risk."
How did you feel about the company? Someplace you'd want to work?
Not bad. Not my #1 or #2, but since #1 has said wait and #2 hasn't gotten back to me, who knows? My plate's not
that
full.
The result — no Batman.
Well, no, you wouldn't see him. Doesn't mean he wasn't there.
The Batman-caused lockdown makes Boston's LiteBrite emergency look much better. I mean, they were actually finding them on bridges and stuff....
March of the Librarians
YouTube video (parody of that Penguin movie).
OMG. I totally kept seeing a Mooninite last night. It was very traumatic. When I half woke up and looked at my darkened laptop screen, I swear there were Mooninites floating across it, screensaver style. Creeped the fuck out of me.
reported seeing a person dressed as Batman
How do they know it was someone *dressed* as Batman? How do they know it WASN'T ACTUALLY BATMAN?!? That would explain how he disappeared. Cause -- he's the goddamn Batman.
Also in the different races coming together-- [link]
How do they know it WASN'T ACTUALLY BATMAN?!?
Daytime.
But that's how he fools them -- no one expects Batman in the daytime!
