The Batman-caused lockdown makes Boston's LiteBrite emergency look much better. I mean, they were actually finding them on bridges and stuff....
Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
'War Stories'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Feb 15, 2007 8:25:33 am PST #1119 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot - Feb 15, 2007 8:25:58 am PST #1120 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2007 8:27:11 am PST #1121 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG. I totally kept seeing a Mooninite last night. It was very traumatic. When I half woke up and looked at my darkened laptop screen, I swear there were Mooninites floating across it, screensaver style. Creeped the fuck out of me.
Steph L. - Feb 15, 2007 8:27:27 am PST #1122 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
reported seeing a person dressed as Batman
How do they know it was someone *dressed* as Batman? How do they know it WASN'T ACTUALLY BATMAN?!? That would explain how he disappeared. Cause -- he's the goddamn Batman.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 15, 2007 8:27:59 am PST #1123 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Also in the different races coming together-- [link]
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2007 8:30:36 am PST #1124 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How do they know it WASN'T ACTUALLY BATMAN?!?
Daytime.
Steph L. - Feb 15, 2007 8:32:12 am PST #1125 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
How do they know it WASN'T ACTUALLY BATMAN?!?
Daytime.
But that's how he fools them -- no one expects Batman in the daytime!
Daisy Jane - Feb 15, 2007 8:32:21 am PST #1126 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Daytime.
Yeah, but school starts so early these days, he was probably just hurrying to get back to the batcave.
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2007 8:33:06 am PST #1127 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
BATMAN DOES NOT EXIST.
He's an urban legend. That occasionally gets photographed.
Daisy Jane - Feb 15, 2007 8:34:28 am PST #1128 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
He's an urban legend. That occasionally gets photographed.
And runs through schoolyards and disappears into the desert.