I'll nurse you back to health. I'll wear the nurse outfit!

"BuffyBot" ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Feb 15, 2007 7:05:30 am PST #1084 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was thinking that exact same thing last night, Vortex. I hope they don't hook him up with NewChick though-- she bugs me for some reason. They need to bring in someone else for him.


Liese S. - Feb 15, 2007 7:05:47 am PST #1085 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Poor, poor Sorbo. Hee. Hehehee. Since H&X was my original fandom, and even a paying one, I feel fairly secure in saying that it's just possible that the spinoff from your show, Sorbo, succeeded because it was a better show than yours.

I love how his commentary requires no commentary. It's all wank just spilling directly from his mouth. Eww. Let me rephrase. Hahaahaaha.


Consuela - Feb 15, 2007 7:08:06 am PST #1086 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, link to the F_W thing, please?

Also, Nutty, I'm with you on what it was implying. Which is one reason for my WTF!

DJ, yeah, I get that the other team thought Dillon had started it. But still! Sending the cops after the bus? WTF? So wrong.


bon bon - Feb 15, 2007 7:08:55 am PST #1087 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That Sorbo article was a little tl,dr. But, you know, if your star is fading in Hollywood, I guess there might be worse ways to hasten the process than to talk massive amounts of shit about the director of the soon-to-be biggest movie of all time and his producing partner.


tommyrot - Feb 15, 2007 7:09:18 am PST #1088 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OMGOMGOMG THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Nora, The Piano-Playing Cat (video)

Her owners in Philadelphia, PA, explain: "Nora began playing the piano on her own. She plays even when she is alone in the room. She really enjoys playing duets with a student playing on the second piano. (...) Some of her solo concerts have gone on for a minute or more."

Nora (of course) has her own webpage where you can buy stuff: [link]


shrift - Feb 15, 2007 7:09:42 am PST #1089 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Consuela: [link]


Allyson - Feb 15, 2007 7:13:01 am PST #1090 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I can't quite wrap my brain around how Sorbo can be so completely unselfaware and so completely arrogant all at the same time.

There has to be some sort of a study.


ChiKat - Feb 15, 2007 7:17:14 am PST #1091 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

OMGOMGOMG THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

That's hysterical. And, the playing made my cat come over and look at the computer. It's like he knew one of his own was creating the music.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2007 7:21:40 am PST #1092 of 10001
What is even happening?

Okay, someone be funny, please.


Steph L. - Feb 15, 2007 7:24:05 am PST #1093 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Okay, someone be funny, please.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"