Sang Sacré
The fictional Buffista City. With a variety of neighborhoods, climates, and an Evil Genius or two, Sang Sacre is where we'd all live if it were real. Jump in -- find a neighborhood, start a parade, become a superhero. It's what you make it.
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"Well, that's something you don't see everyday."
"Don't say that!" Brian's voice is more than a little vexed. "You know that only encourages the strangeness."
We amble down the boardwalk in silence for a few moments.
"What."
"Huh?"
"What don't you see everyday."
"Thought you didn't want me to talk about that."
"Elena..." Really, it's remarkable how menacing he can sound when he puts his mind to it.
"The ship."
Brian shoots me a sidelong look that says 'and' as clearly as his voice would.
"The ship docking." Brian's expression doesn't change, prompting me to explain further. "It's just a little odd to have a passenger ship docking at this time of night."
"Maybe it's one of those party cruises again. Man, it was like a horde of locusts decending last time we had one of those."
"Swarm."
"Huh?"
"Pride of lions, murder of crows, swarm of locusts. And the really weird thing is that only one person got off the ship."
"Huh."
We've ambled up to Front Street and manage to catch the Sparrow as it makes it's uptown swing.
"What would horde be?"
"Huh?"
"Well, if it's a pride of lions, a murder of crows, and a swarm of locusts, what would a horde be?"
"Huh." I settle into the crook of Brian's arm and prepare my thoughts. "Visigoths?"
"Nah. ... Teenagers?"
"Not bad. ... Money?"
"That'd be aitch-oh-ay-arr-dee. ... Country music fans?"
"Be nice. ... American Idol fans?"
"Republicans?"
"Ashcrofts?"
"Now that's a chilling thought."
The North Pole:
Benny the Elf and Vinnie the Elf are enjoying a nice nature walk to get a little break from the stress of the toy factory.
"Dude, these nature walks suck! It's all just snow and ice anyhow." Exclaims Vinnie waving his arms and making his little elf bells ring. "Let's just go back to my place and watch some my new TTT Extended Edition DVD."
Benny twitches his little pointy elf ears. "What's that?"
"Jeez dude, it's The Two Towers from the Lord of the Rings triology. We're only delivering like a billion of them on the big day. You gotta take a break from the blocks and bikes division Benny."
Benny points to a ridge. "No, no. What's that sound. It sounds like it's coming from over the ridge."
Vinnie twitches his little pointy elf ears. "Sounds like drums dude."
They exchange a look and scramble to the top of the ridge. The valley below is filled with a massive camp of ugly creatures, with ugly armor, holding ugly weapons, and pounding on, yeah you guessed it, ugly drums.
"What the frell?!" Exclaims Benny.
"Those are orcs dude!" Responds Vinnie.
"What's an orc?"
"Big mean nasty creatures that like to kill elves. Dude, this is exactly why you need to see The Two Towers."
Benny takes in the view for a few seconds. "We gotta tell the big guy."
"I say we go back and get the other Elves, gather our bows, and wipe these guys out!" Says Vinnie.
"Vinnie, we're Elves. We make toys. We don't have bows, we have plastic swords and super-soakers. Look at your shoes man, do warriors wear pointy shoes?"
"Sorry dude, I may have watch a little too much of that DVD. Okay, let's report this to the big guy."
They scramble back down the ridge.
"Hey Benny, why is it daylight anyhow? Isn't it supposed to be night up here this time of year?"
"Elf magic Vinnie. The answer to all those sort of things is Elf magic."
As Bob, Achmed and I trudge back to the Folly after our abortive attempt at a proper angry mob scene at Gudanov's Castle--each of us clutching our private copies of our favorite fics--we hear whispers of a crazed assassination attempt on the Santa down at the department store.
Bob is horrified. "What kind of sick, twisted, diseased, diabolical mind would do such a thing! Attempt to whack Santa?!"
As one we turn to stare back the way we came, gazing up at the torchlit bulk of Gudanov's place.
I shake my head. "If it was Gudanov, the weapon would have been a hovercraft-mounted, cold-fusion powered laser cannon set to sculpt the poor guy's shivering carcass into some figure of obscure but deep meaning."
Achmed gives me a worried look. "Sitt, are you getting enough sleep?" He glares around me at Bob, who shakes his head innocently, which does not fit the smirk on his face.
"What, I can't branch out from smut and slash into high-tech spy stuff? It all fits together, you know. James Bond really needs to get hit on by a gay villain."
We all pause again, running that scenario through the screening rooms in our heads.
Bob brings himself to his senses first. "Pretty picture, but it still doesn't answer who called a hit on the Jolly Fat One."
Achmed shakes his head. "I don't like. Strange doings at the Circle--I mean, in The Blood these days."
Benny and Vinnie the Elf run for Christmas Town as quickly as they can on little elf legs and pointy shoes. In the hurry Benny loses his little pointy elf hat. They make right for the Big Guy's office.
"Mr. Claus! deep breath There are deep breath Orcs just deep breath to the south!" Manages Benny.
Santa takes a look at the two gasping Elves, wondering what happened Benny's hat.
"Take a seat. You two look like you need a little rest. I'll see what is going on out there." Says Santa as he walks over to a sheet-covered column and yanks the cover off the planatir used to keep track of who's been naughty and who's been nice.
Santa does handwavy things over the planatir and the sees the Orc army gathering to the south.
"I see what you two are talking about. Now let's see who is behind this."
More handwavy stuff.
"Ah, Aeshma. Yes, he has been a naughty boy."
Vinnie stands up. "So big dude, are we going to kick their grimy Orc butts?"
"Ho. Ho. Ho. No my pointy hatted friend. I think we'll bring some Christmas spirit to this Aeshma. I have an elf deliver the fire engine with the working lights and ladders that he never got as a little boy. He'll understand the spirit of Christmas and there won't be a battle."
The North Pole, Christmas Village:
Penny the Elf walks into Santa's office with a colorful holliday tin.
"Santa, this just arrived from someone named Aeshma." She says as she sets the festive tin on Santa's desk.
Santa smiles. "I think Aeshma has finally found the Christmas spirit."
Santa opens the tin and frowns.
"Fruitcake?" Asks Penny.
"Elfcake." Replies Santa.
Cold night in this part of town, 'cause it is December and we voted that the dark of the year needed to have some elements of winter. Nothing threatening, you only need a good coat to be really comfy. Still, dark of the year. You know in your brain that the days will get longer and the sun will be pounding down as hot as before in just a few more months, but your gut--your gut still things that banging some pots and pans and shouting might be a good thing come Solstice, just to make sure the dragon spits the sun out again.
Wait, that's eclipses. Never mind.
Up on the roof of the folly, leaning against Stone Bob, staring out over the town, looking up at the stars, thinking dark of the year thoughts.
Vampires walk very softly when they want to. Maybe I should get him a bell. "It's late," he says as softly as his footsteps. "You haven't been sleeping anyway, being up here isn't helping."
"Tossing and turning isn't going to help either, and it'll just keep you awake--though why you're here and not outing and abouting is a question that should be answered."
"If I said I was worried about you, would you believe me?"
I'll hug him for that in just a bit, but not yet. "Another year gone by. I've been reading my journals of all that's happened here. And as scary and as dangerous as some of it's been, I know there's nowhere else I'd rather be."
"And this is giving you insomnia?"
I look out at the darkness beyond the lights, to the world outside the realm of Sang Sacre. "I've been thinking--about other me's. Ones who don't get to live in a town where they do work they love and which they're loved for. Where the battles never stay won, where things don't get better and you have to be satisfied that at the end of the day you haven't gone down for the last time but you know you're going to have to do it all again tomorrow."
I tilt my head back so the tears don't trip off my chin. "Somewhere there's a me who knows her dreams fell in the face of reality a long time ago, where people say she's strong but all she wants is for it to be over one way or another so she can just stop fighting. She's won everything so far, but hers is a patient enemy who only retreats but is never fully defeated. Heroism is bending without breaking, not standing victorious on a clearly won battlefield. She's very tired, and I'm here with all my loved ones safe and strong and there's no fight before me that I know I can't win, and I don't think I deserve it."
His arms come around me, and I lean back against him, knowing that he can take my weight and then some. I only stand alone if I want to.
"That other you, wherever she is," he say finally, "thinks of you, but she doesn't begrudge you the battles you fight and win or the life you lead. Where do you think she gets her warrior's courage from, if not from you?"
Several minutes later, when I can finally stop crying, I accept the linen handkerchief he pulls out of that convenient pocket dimension that handles these sorts of things. Very useful in theaters, when you run out of kleenex halfway through the movie and you know you're going to need more.
I manage a smile that isn't too soggy. "Can I keep you?"
"If you must," he sighs. I lean up to kiss him, but when I start to lead him back downstairs, he doesn't cooperate. I come to a dead stop. OK, this better not be some damned Insta!Golem version of Bob who tells me unexpectedly mushy stuff but isn't interested in sex. He laughs at the look on my face. "When's the last time you and Old Stoneface here went flying?" He pats Stone Bob on the shoulder, and the gargoyle turns his head just a little, with an interested cock to his granite ear.
"It has been a while," I admit. The night may be cold, but it's perfectly clear, and the stars and moon are brilliant.
Bob shucks off his coat and puts it around my shoulders. "Go on, then. I'll have some mulled wine for you when you get back." He kissed me again and pushes me towards the gargoyle. "Fly for the ones who can't."
Me three. damn, connie. Powerful.