Mighty fine shindig.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Sang Sacré

The fictional Buffista City. With a variety of neighborhoods, climates, and an Evil Genius or two, Sang Sacre is where we'd all live if it were real. Jump in -- find a neighborhood, start a parade, become a superhero. It's what you make it.

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Knut the Difficult - Feb 01, 2003 12:21:34 am PST #481 of 1100
Nobody

"Dudes, is it an election year?"

"No."

"You sure?"

I sniff. "I'm the evil one, remember? If it was an election year, I'd know."

Considering our recent experiences, I'm reluctant to look into any more mirrors--but there isn't much choice. The ceiling and floor seem to be made of soft white light, and everything else is mirrors. Not wanting to create more trouble, I look at my fellow travelers. Which is when I see that Wishy-Washy is still holding the Shard in one hand, a flyer in the other.

"What's 'Autocratic' mean?" he asks.

"Why did you bring that with you?"

"I didn't, man. It was on the floor. Oh, you mean this dude? I kind of forgot about him, actually." He casually sets the Shard on the floor. It blinks and gives us a jagged glare, then runs down a corridor of mirrors.

"You mental incompetent! Why in the name of HGTV did you let him go?"

"My hand was cramping up."

This is the problem with truces. It's so rarely acceptable to kill the people you make them with.

"Still not home?"

"I fear not, my ursine friend," says the Do-Gooder, and although I detest his melodramatic phrasing I think he may be right.

"What did you just call me?"

"Hey, my clothes are on the right way again!" says Penny, and they are. It's far less cold here, as well.

"Hm."

"What's the 'Hm' for?" Penny asks. At least someone here recognizes my evil intelligence.

"We're in a hall of mirrors inside a mirror," I say. "This may not be a good thing."

"Smash the mirrors," says Wishy-Washy. "It worked for Conan."

"Smashing mirrors is what got us into our current difficulty," says the Do-Gooder. "Prudence is called for."

"Don't know her," says Wishy-Washy. "Hey, I think I might vote for this guy. He's for education, and more jobs, and something called 'trans-dimensional incursions by infernal creatures subservient to the Lord Mayor.'"

"I'm ignoring you," I say. "I'm open to suggestions."

"Go through the mirrors," suggests Edward.

"We may have to, but I'm reluctant to," I say.

"Why?" Penny asks.

"We are reflections at this point, more or less. And what is a reflection of a reflection?"

"The only way to check the back of your haircut?"

I really need some evil minions. They never try to be funny.

"My point is, I think we may be going deeper into the mirror dimension, rather than out. We have already traveled from a dangerous borderland to a chamber. I hesitate to guess what might be next."

"Do we have a choice?" asks the Do-Gooder.

"Perhaps. Let us investigate."


Elena's Husband - Feb 01, 2003 12:32:41 am PST #482 of 1100
I want miniature cheeseburgers!

The ringing of my voice fades. I lower my arms and look down on my creations. I scratch my ear. An uncomfortable silence ensues.

The Cthonians writhe back and forth on the counter. As one, they raise their tentacles in greeting. I respond with a, "Hey."

The Hounds of Tindalos run to the corner, where the fridge and counter meet. One by one, they thud into the wall, each unable to figure out why they can't enter into the angle. Apparently their ability to travel through space and time is impaired by their gingerbreaded-ness.

The Deep Ones look at me expectantly. A smaller one, overcome with hunger, decides to bite off its hand. It croaks in pain and steamy-ginger-goodness fills the air. The rest of the pack smells this, and like something out of a Cousteau-esque nature documentary, fall upon their little brother like a school of pirhanna.

It apparently takes less than three seconds to skeletonize a gingerbread monster.

I turn away from the disturbing scene to look at the little gingerbread Nyarlathotep. The largest of all of the dessert demons, it stares back at me with its big tentacle of a head. A single eye on the tentacle blinks at me.

My heart pounds in my chest and my mouth goes dry. The room begins to feel too small and my body too hairy. The trees outside of the kitchen window begin to take on a sinster aspect. The knives and other instruments-de-cuisine mock me with their sharp shininess. The bottles of herbed oils and fragrant vinegars beckon to me, imploring me to drink their obviously poisonous contents.

I shake my head and grab a banana from the fruitbowl. I lunge onto the counter and pin the evil little bugger. Holding the fruit to its cyclopian eye, I yell, "STOP IT!"

Like being hit by a splash of cold water, the irrational fears fade. Dejected, Nyarlathotep pouts. Pretty impressive considering it doesn't have a discernable mouth.

I get off of the dark lord of the Cthulhu Mythos and confront the evil baked goods. "Okay, here's the drill. You don't make me crazy, and I don't eat you. Capish?"

The critters nod in unison.

"Now. What to do with you."

I yell out of the kitchen, "Honey? What should I do with a batch of ginger-demons?"

Without a missed beat, she responds. "Let them run for office."

I grunt. The Deep Ones all rub their chins speculatively. The Hounds nod amongst themselves. The genius Cthonians writhe in agreement. Ginger-Nyarlathotep scratches its butt with its head-tentacle, clearly uncertain. Eventually it wanders across the counter and grabs a magnetic notepad from the fridge. It scribbles a note and holds it up.

Is death, destruction and madness an okay platform?

I shrug. "Sure. Why not. It worked for Nixon."


Connie Neil - Feb 01, 2003 12:39:56 am PST #483 of 1100
brillig

t this can only end in pain. and crumbs


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 01, 2003 12:45:15 am PST #484 of 1100
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

The outside of the mirror-hall doesn't look like much. I scrabble at the locks, then take my earring out of my ear and, using its point, scratch at the Weakest Chain spot (TM-- For When You're In A Hurry! The Spot Only You Know). The chains shatter. I can replace them later.

I run to the nearest entrance, and go in. I can hear voices not too distant. OK. Shit. OK. I can do this. I walk towards the voices.

There's a gang of people. I mean, I think they're people. I mean, most of them are people.

Hey, is that Penny?

I'm about to say, "Hi, you don't know me but I'm a fan of yours," when a piece of light skitters across my toes. It feels cool, and smooth, and sharp. "Ouch!" I say, instead.


Knut the Do-Gooder - Feb 01, 2003 12:50:51 am PST #485 of 1100
Nobody

"Eh? Did one of you just throw your voice?"

Penny shakes her head. "I have many skills--"

"Like Xena!" says Wishy-Washy.

"--but ventriloquism is not one of them."

"Then there is someone in the maze with us."


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 01, 2003 12:58:53 am PST #486 of 1100
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

They don't appear to be hearing me. Wait. I squint-- yes. They too gleam with a faint oily, flat light-residue. They're not fully in this relam. The mirror hall is a box suspended between and among realm, and denizens can interact without fully leaving consciousness of their own realm; but you can only see people flatter or equally flat as you. The moving-piece-of-light was sharp enough to cut through to my dimensions, but they're still formatted in the manner of the place they came from.

Which is to say, I need to lose a dimension. Okay-- I suck in my stomach and think thin thoughts. A second later, I've shifted.

It's alway a weird feeling, going 2-D.


Knut the Wishy-Washy - Feb 01, 2003 1:05:16 am PST #487 of 1100
Nobody

A young woman slides out of space, like paper coming off a roll and then standing upright. She stands in front of us, blinking. Her foot is bleeding.

"Whoa. How'd you do that?" I ask.


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 01, 2003 1:22:03 am PST #488 of 1100
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

There are several possible answers to that question. I give the simplest.

"I'm the superintendent to this building. I have the codes. Speaking of which, I need to secur-- fumigate it. Come on, let's get you out of here."


Knut the Difficult - Feb 01, 2003 1:33:22 am PST #489 of 1100
Nobody

"Come on, let's get you out of here."

Out! Wonderful word. I'm for it.

Penny clears her throat. "Moving deeper in, huh? Don't know what might be next?"

Snark is so much less fun when it's coming from someone else. "I had concerns."

"Clovis would have known the way out."

I'm going to ignore all of them, except the superintendent, until we get back to our home dimension and I can kill them. Slowly. With pipe cleaners.

"There is one small concern," booms the Do-Gooder. "We have accidentally transported a Shard into your building, and we don't know how to slay it. Do you?"

Blast. I wasn't going to tell her about the shard. You find allies in the most unlikely places.


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 01, 2003 1:42:41 am PST #490 of 1100
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I shrug.

"Yeah. I noticed. It cut my foot. Once I'm done with you, I can go to its level of being, and fight it there." I look at them again. "To get you out of here, we've got to use a door. And to get to the door, I need to switch you to a different level. I've never done this to another person before, but you all seem to have originally belonged to the level we want to go to, so that should make it easier. First, I need to know how many distinct entities you compose, so I know how to try to bind you together. Do you follow me?"