Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.

'The Train Job'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Wolfram - Mar 31, 2003 1:52:57 pm PST #9004 of 10001
Visilurking

Thanks Hil. I thought we were going with "It's time for elevenses", but at least we get the elevenses in there.

Damn you midnight thread renamers what renames at midnight. ;)


Dana - Mar 31, 2003 2:17:47 pm PST #9005 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I swear to god, my husband is on the phone with me, talking about a situation that has arisen with his work. The topic involves preferential voting.

I can't start shrieking, because he won't understand.


Daisy Jane - Mar 31, 2003 2:52:42 pm PST #9006 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Is it ok if I giggle?


Sophia Brooks - Mar 31, 2003 2:54:29 pm PST #9007 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I almost lost it as I read that while answering the telephone....


Dana - Mar 31, 2003 2:55:16 pm PST #9008 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I almost pulled out, "Well, you know it's how the Australians do it." Almost.


P.M. Marc - Mar 31, 2003 3:01:11 pm PST #9009 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Dana, a social group here at the office tried to pull out that stuff a couple weeks ago, in the thick of the argument here.

To decide where we should eat lunch.

I screamed (in a cute non-serious way). Jilli got it.


Daisy Jane - Mar 31, 2003 3:02:24 pm PST #9010 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

They couldn't just get a consensus?


Dana - Mar 31, 2003 3:03:52 pm PST #9011 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It would have only been a false consensus.


Jess M. - Mar 31, 2003 3:04:52 pm PST #9012 of 10001
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

Bureaucracy 2: Searching for the plural of consensus


Daisy Jane - Mar 31, 2003 3:05:36 pm PST #9013 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was going to say "They couldn't get a bullshit consensus?" But I didn't want to hit any raw nerves. I would've only meant it as a gentle tease.