Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


bitterchick - Mar 20, 2003 9:54:41 pm PST #8571 of 10001

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Um. I have no idea what this means. </clueless>


John H - Mar 20, 2003 9:55:02 pm PST #8572 of 10001

John! MWAH! A shiny kiss for you (don't tell Thuy) because your syllogism is right on.

I'm blushing. Also someone will point out soon that it wasn't a syllogism, it was something else, but who cares.

when does a few people agreeing on something become a consensus, and when does that become a decision.

All the time. In the old days. Which are over. Hence the term "old days".


§ ita § - Mar 20, 2003 9:56:51 pm PST #8573 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Um. I have no idea what this means. </clueless>

Zaphod was president of the galaxy by happenstance because "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."


billytea - Mar 20, 2003 10:02:02 pm PST #8574 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Look, everyone! Rebecca and I disagree about something! See?

Yeah, you put her up to it...

(PS: John, email me sometime, yes? Profile addy's good.)

I'm good with COMM staying in Sidebar, but I like Jengod's rearrangement of said sidebar. It was indeed brilliant, and hot. Not that I'm greatly affected, because I don't have to scroll for COMM anyway.

I know I have a list of "shit I didn't win on"...

t imagining ita's second list entitled "...and the people responsible..."


DavidS - Mar 20, 2003 10:04:57 pm PST #8575 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"...and the people responsible..."

I'm imagining the files they had in the movie version of M*A*S*H where they could see where the opponents in the football game had previously broken bones.


billytea - Mar 20, 2003 10:09:37 pm PST #8576 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm imagining the files they had in the movie version of M*A*S*H where they could see where the opponents in the football game had previously broken bones.

See, this just reminds me of an old joke:

Q: What's the difference between a normal actuary and a mafia actuary?
A: The normal actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. The Mafia actuary can give names.

PS: I note since I was last here that we have a shiny new Voting thread. It's good, except I'm pretty sure I'll constantly be reading the title as "We're Screwing In Light Bulbs, And It's F**king Cramped!"


jengod - Mar 20, 2003 10:43:33 pm PST #8577 of 10001

Michelle T., these are my proposed short (and therefore not floridly witty) slugs. Were they so short as to be blinvisible and therefore non-impactful?

Bureaucracy 1:
Administrative discussions

Better Board:
Tech support and site development

Debate Club
If it's proposed in Bureaucracy, it gets discussed here


jengod - Mar 20, 2003 10:44:42 pm PST #8578 of 10001

okay, I hate the third one, but the first two I think don't suck.


Jon B. - Mar 20, 2003 11:02:52 pm PST #8579 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I changed the first two. I go to bed now.


jengod - Mar 20, 2003 11:32:57 pm PST #8580 of 10001

Aha! I've got it!

Debate Club:
Legislative discussion

(And then jus 'splain the rules in the thread intro, etc.)