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Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych

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DavidS - Mar 18, 2003 3:21:42 pm PST #7855 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Come explain to me why jockstraps are buttless.

Because the jockstrap just needs to secure the guy's package. It doesn't hurt if the glutes are bouncing around. And the design creates one little secure zone with the strappy parts, which would be less secure if it were trying to encompass the bum.

See?

I don't want to talk about the other stuff.

Lyra Jane - Mar 18, 2003 3:22:01 pm PST #7856 of 10001

Up with the sun

THIRDED, DX.

DXMachina - Mar 18, 2003 3:24:58 pm PST #7857 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I'll cry if it'll help.

There's no crying in Bureaucracy!

DavidS - Mar 18, 2003 3:26:18 pm PST #7858 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There's no crying in Bureaucracy!

sigh If only this were true.

I...I motion that this were true! Yes, I'm putting it out there right now. I motion that there's no crying in Bureaucracy.

Laura - Mar 18, 2003 3:26:25 pm PST #7859 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

I move the conversation be closed. Any seconds?

Four

Sean K - Mar 18, 2003 3:27:37 pm PST #7860 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

There's no crying in Bureaucracy!

t /Tom Hanks

Nutty - Mar 18, 2003 3:28:21 pm PST #7861 of 10001

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Okay, David. Now come to Natter and weigh in on visible panty lines.

Hey, how bout that incredibly and needlessly complex math?!

DavidS - Mar 18, 2003 3:30:01 pm PST #7862 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay, David. Now come to Natter and weigh in on visible panty lines.

Can we talk about you double-bagging some more first?

Hey, how bout that incredibly and needlessly complex math?!

Eh. This could be mathier.

DXMachina - Mar 18, 2003 3:32:46 pm PST #7863 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ummm, double bagging...

victor infante - Mar 18, 2003 3:43:42 pm PST #7864 of 10001

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I motion that there's no crying in Bureaucracy.

Seconded! Then I can make people cry and stomp them for breaking rules! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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