This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Sean K - Feb 13, 2003 12:56:56 pm PST #4329 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Everybody vote for moneys!!! Monkeys are the best!!

::Monkeyboy will go hide in his corner now::


Kat - Feb 13, 2003 12:57:49 pm PST #4330 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

But what if I want "Movies 1: Because We Just Don't Have Enough Threads Already"? Is it on the poll even though it was suggested post poll?


P.M. Marc - Feb 13, 2003 12:59:29 pm PST #4331 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Go Monkey! Choose Monkey!


bon bon - Feb 13, 2003 1:00:48 pm PST #4332 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkey pants.


Jesse - Feb 13, 2003 1:01:05 pm PST #4333 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But what if I want "Movies 1: Because We Just Don't Have Enough Threads Already"?

In that case, you should mobilize a popular groundswell that can DEFEAT THE MONKEY PEOPLE.


kat perez - Feb 13, 2003 1:02:00 pm PST #4334 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE MONKEY PEOPLE.


Kat - Feb 13, 2003 1:02:50 pm PST #4335 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

But that still doesn't give me the thread title I want, does it? If my pick isnt even an option.

Plus, I can't go to Mr. Poll from school so I can't vote.

Which was also something that pissed me off about the new Buffy Thread. By the time I got home, where my school's filtering software doesn't reach, to vote, there was already a new thread. Color me sad and disenfranchised.


Anathema - Feb 13, 2003 1:03:32 pm PST #4336 of 10001
Jonathan Will Always Be My Hero

I like my suggestions, but as an original Monkeyboy, you have to know what I would be satisfied with.

A quick MonkeyBoy history:

First there was BJ Armstrong, the true original Monkey Boy. Then there was Danny Ferry, who completely earned the moniker and took it bodily from BJ, who then became the Squirrel Monkey Boy.

And, finally, there was Tyrone Hill, who briefly attempted to wrest away the Monkey Boy title from Danny, but then had to settle for the more apt Cryptkeeper nickname.

So, you know, anything Monkey works for me.


Lyra Jane - Feb 13, 2003 1:03:45 pm PST #4337 of 10001
Up with the sun

The "enough threads already" thing is on the poll, Kat.

Right now, Monkey has double the votes of its closest non-monkey competitor.


Dana - Feb 13, 2003 1:04:22 pm PST #4338 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'd like to point out that the Monkey Pants people had their own Natter thread.

RESIST THE MONKEYS.