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Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

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Allyson - Jan 15, 2003 12:43:14 pm PST #2883 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

10.If vampires don't have a heartbeat or blood pressure, how do they achieve an erection?

People ask this question?


Dana - Jan 15, 2003 12:44:21 pm PST #2884 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

People ask this question?

By people, meaning us? Yes.


Lyra Jane - Jan 15, 2003 12:45:15 pm PST #2885 of 10001
Up with the sun

That's one reason why I want to combine all of the "Why can vampires do X?" Qs, Allyson -- the answers are all, pretty much, "Because the script says they can."


Jon B. - Jan 15, 2003 12:49:47 pm PST #2886 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Moved from current FAQ: Who are the Scoobies? What about the Slayerettes?


Anathema - Jan 15, 2003 12:54:31 pm PST #2887 of 10001
Jonathan Will Always Be My Hero

I made Miss Kitty into a nice curry. It was fabulous, but it unfortunately means she can no longer appear on the show. It does mean, however, that she can be impersonated by the FE.


Lyra Jane - Jan 15, 2003 12:56:36 pm PST #2888 of 10001
Up with the sun

Moved from current FAQ: Who are the Scoobies? What about the Slayerettes?

I'd consider this one a vocabulary item more than a mythology item, and I think the vocab things should largely stay put. But it's no big to add it.


Jon B. - Jan 15, 2003 12:58:27 pm PST #2889 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

No more so than "5X5". I was thinking that the ones derived from canon (i.e. spoken on the show) would move. But I could go either way as well.


Lyra Jane - Jan 15, 2003 12:59:35 pm PST #2890 of 10001
Up with the sun

I was thinking that the ones derived from canon (i.e. spoken on the show) would move.

That would work as a rule of thumb for me, too.


Betsy HP - Jan 15, 2003 3:11:59 pm PST #2891 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I'd keep any piece of vocabulary that's in active Buffista use. Because when people want to know "What does 'foamy' mean", they don't necessarily know it's a show reference.

And, yes, people ask about vampire erections all the time.

I think the vampire questions are funny as they stand, so I'd like to keep them separate. Of course, this could be construed as backpatting. Which it is.


Atropa - Jan 15, 2003 3:17:36 pm PST #2892 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Is the original Sang Sancre thread archived anywhere? I looked at DX's thread archive, but didn't see it.