She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


megan walker - Jul 11, 2011 2:54:03 pm PDT #4474 of 5671
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

It's all official and sh*t.

Here's basically the type of thing I'll be doing at my new job (!) as Instructional Writer/Producer at the San Francisco studio of Allen Interactions, a Minneapolis-based company that produces custom-designed e-learning for training and performance improvement: [link] San Francisco clients include companies such as Apple, Disney, Google, Lucasfilm, and even California law enforcement.

I'm sure it is going to be quite a challenge, with a steep learning curve in instructional design, but very interesting and creative as well. Plus, occasional travel (hopefully to Buffista cities) once I start working with my own clients.

This may go poof soon.


JZ - Jul 12, 2011 8:02:07 am PDT #4475 of 5671
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Job~ma at 3PM board time, please.

Not warding-off-a-bad-thing job~ma, but good-outcome-and-wise-decision~ma.

Also, if I pop up in any thread between now and then, please slap me hard and send me away.


Vortex - Jul 12, 2011 9:27:50 am PDT #4476 of 5671
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Sitting in recovery, waiting to pee so I can go home . twiddles thumbs


Fiona - Jul 16, 2011 9:39:23 am PDT #4477 of 5671

Requesting some best-possible-outcome~ma for the family of B's best friend. His dad choked on some food last night, and is now in intensive care in an artificial coma. He has pneumonia, and they're not sure whether he will wake up at all or, if he does, what sort of state he'll be in. They are very dear to us, and this whole thing is just horrible.


Fred Pete - Jul 19, 2011 6:59:09 am PDT #4478 of 5671
Ann, that's a ferret.

DCistas -- If you're in the Fair Lakes area on Saturday, please consider stopping at California Tortilla for a bite to eat. They're holding a fundraiser at that location to help pay vet bills for a Friends of Homeless Animals cat named Blackbeard. Use the code word "Blackbeard," and drop your receipt into the box. 25% of your check goes to help pay the vet bills of a badly hurt animal, and the burritos are pretty good.

I won't be there (my surgery is Friday, and I'll be out of commission), but I've already told Hubs that he has to get us lunch from there.


erikaj - Jul 20, 2011 11:10:21 am PDT #4479 of 5671
Always Anti-fascist!

Brother's tests have not revealed anything yet. Can I get some health-ma for him, and maybe some Dobler vibes cause he's making us nuts,and some House-ma for the doctors? Thanks.


Hil R. - Jul 20, 2011 4:40:15 pm PDT #4480 of 5671
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My cousin's son has leukemia, and he needs a marrow transplant. She's asked everybody to repost this wherever we can, so I thought somebody here might want to sign up. They're especially looking for donors with Turkish ancestry, because this little boy's father is Turkish.

Dear all (please share and forward this note),

As most of you know, Luca – our 19 month-old son, was diagnosed with a rare form of Leukemia in early May. We’ve just learned that his first session of chemotherapy has not been successful and as we undergo his second session (with hopes of a better outcome) – our consultant has advised that we must start looking for a bone marrow donor for a possible transplant in September – about 10 weeks away.

Obviously, this is a heart-wrenching situation for us as a marrow transplant will be a life-saving measure and Luca is our life at the moment. And with that, we are making an appeal to all of our friends, family, neighbours, acquaintances to consider marrow donation. All the registries are connected – so location isn’t an issue. And if you need help finding or contacting a marrow organisation – we will be more than happy to help.

Being tested is simple. All it involves is using some swabs to gather some cells from inside your cheek and sending the kit back in. The kit is free, but donations are accepted. It takes 10 days to get the kit and then about 7 for them to receive it and then two weeks for the testing and matching to be done. We need to find a donor urgently!!!! You can NOT just be tested to match Luca - your information will be entered into the National registry so you have to option in the future - if you are a match - to save someone's life.

Marrow organisations:

UK: [link]

US: [link]

CH: [link]

FR: [link]

TR: [link]


Fred Pete - Jul 21, 2011 11:55:11 am PDT #4481 of 5671
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'll be nearly to entirely dark for the next two weeks. I'm having surgery to repair an inflamed disk in my neck, which is pressing on my spinal cord and causing problems in my left arm and hand.

I'll be back no later than 8/8!


beth b - Jul 23, 2011 5:55:09 am PDT #4482 of 5671
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I've been watching all the news on the Boston 3 day ( my walk is 7 weeks away in SF) send then a little ma~~~ the heat stopped the walk early and today it is thunderstorms


Hayden - Jul 25, 2011 12:31:15 am PDT #4483 of 5671
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Hi friends. Those of you who are FB pals with me already know this, so I apologize for the repetition. I had emergency surgery yesterday for compartment syndrome. You will regret the images you see if you google that. I'm going to be laid-up in recovery at UNC med center for a few days. The procedure went pretty well, but I've permanently lost some of the motion in my right leg. The upside is that I didn't lose the use of my leg. So there's that. All in all, I have to caution those of you who may feel peer-pressured into developing a rare condition whilst on vacation with your family: just say no! Sure, the ambulance ride from Morehead City to Chapel Hill is supercool, as are the pain meds, but the horrible stabbing pain is a bit of a drag. And don't get me started on the wretched visions of early mortality! Good for laffs, definitely, but man, so very cliched. In summation, don't do what Johnny Don't does.