Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


amych - Jul 06, 2009 11:27:31 am PDT #3658 of 5671
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Can I ask for some interview~ma tomorrow from, umm, 9:00 am to 4:30 pm? (Yes, really. Really, really. You don't even want to know.)

Now that I think of it, some don't-devolve-into-a-quivering-pile-of-twitchy-human-fearing-goo~ma might also be in order toward the end of the day.


Deena - Jul 07, 2009 2:56:05 am PDT #3659 of 5671
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Today is Chocolate Day and in celebration, Drollerie Press has put the fantasy book The Chocolatier's Wife on sale for 20% off, and is giving away a gift certificate to Fannie May chocolates. Check out the blog for more info at [link]


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 07, 2009 7:15:08 am PDT #3660 of 5671
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'd appreciate any spare health~ma people have laying around. Dad got a worrying result on his latest liver enzyme test, and is going in to have it scanned today.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 08, 2009 6:34:11 am PDT #3661 of 5671
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Requesting major job~ma for Tom, he just went in for his 4 hour marathon interview at a place he thinks he would love to work.


Vortex - Jul 08, 2009 7:30:49 am PDT #3662 of 5671
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

car~ma (heh) please. Engine light is on. Hoping for a cheap fix.


vw bug - Jul 13, 2009 6:08:02 am PDT #3663 of 5671
Mostly lurking...

Hello, all! I'm in the process of sending out the evite to my graduation party, which is in the Boston area on Saturday, August 8. If you didn't get the evite and will be (or can be) in the area that day, drop me an e-mail (vrwinters at gmail dot com), and I'll send it your way! I'd love to see anyone who can make it!


Nilly - Jul 14, 2009 6:53:46 am PDT #3664 of 5671
Swouncing

So, um, are there any Buffistas* who may be in Israel on September 14?

Because if there are, I need to know in advance, in order to include them in the guests list for my wedding.

* Other than Shir, of course, who is already covered.


msbelle - Jul 14, 2009 6:55:22 am PDT #3665 of 5671
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Trudy Booth - Jul 14, 2009 7:23:23 am PDT #3666 of 5671
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Fred Pete - Jul 14, 2009 9:26:57 am PDT #3667 of 5671
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yesterday, at a few minutes after midnight, our cat Teddy passed away at the age of 15. He became ill about a week and a half ago, and he became much worse overnight Saturday night/Sunday morning. After he spent the night at a local vet emergency clinic, we took him to the University of Pennsylvania vet hospital Sunday afternoon. When we last visited him shortly after 6:00 that evening, he seemed to have perked up. But by 10:30, the vet called to tell us that Teddy's vital signs were becoming unstable. Shortly after midnight, we went into cardiac arrest.

We brought his body back to the DC area yesterday. Funeral services will be held at Noah's Ark Pet Cemetery in Falls Church, VA on Saturday. Time not yet known.

Thanks for all your support and parentheses over the past couple years as Teddy fought a number of illnesses. This is the first chance I've had on the computer since all this happened.