Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.

'The Train Job'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


billytea - Apr 15, 2009 3:17:38 am PDT #3570 of 5671
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I guess this belongs in here. I got laid off today, along with half my section and a number of other staff. Or, as I like to think of it, my application for paternity leave was approved.

Signed, billytea, man of leisure.

...I'm going to need a silk dressing gown.


smonster - Apr 15, 2009 8:43:23 am PDT #3571 of 5671
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Chicago peeps: I will be in your windy environs for a conference from April 27 to May 2nd, state budget freeze willing. I'll be busy during the days; perhaps dinner one night?

On a related note, there's a tiny chance that I may need a place to crash for the whole time if I have to fund some of this trip myself. Please let me know if anyone might be crazy enough to host me.

Discussion to follow in f2f, I reckon.


P.M. Marc - Apr 15, 2009 9:00:01 am PDT #3572 of 5671
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

A little continued job-ma for my spouse, as the University is looking at cuts again, and I'm looking for a paper bag to breathe into as we wait for shoes to drop.


EpicTangent - Apr 15, 2009 10:17:36 am PDT #3573 of 5671
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

As long as the job-ma's flowing...I survived the first round of layoffs last week, but I have a bad feeling about the next round (to hit around the end of April).


Ouise - Apr 16, 2009 6:17:19 am PDT #3574 of 5671
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.

I'd like some successful surgery-ma for a family friend who is currently having brain surgery, which is scheduled to last all day.

She has a growth on the base of her brain which has probably always been there, but has gotten big enough to impair the function of her brain - now her left side is numb and she's having trouble swallowing.

She's only in her early twenties, and we'd like her to have lots of healthy and active years.

Edited to add:

The surgery was successful - and took 10 hours! They were able to remove all of the growth. We'll have to wait to see if she makes a full recovery. Thanks for the good thoughts.


DavidS - Apr 20, 2009 9:32:57 am PDT #3575 of 5671
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wrote a piece for the Albany Little League Newsletter about baseball and my dad.

I posted it on LiveJournal.


erikaj - Apr 20, 2009 5:32:59 pm PDT #3576 of 5671
Always Anti-fascist!

We might need some -ma for Wednesday that Mom has a job at the school next term.


Scrappy - Apr 21, 2009 8:20:46 am PDT #3577 of 5671
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

My Uncle died this morning. He was father of 4, stepfather to 4 and grandfather to 22, lifelong lefty political activist, a Federal Judge, avid sailor, and funny as hell. I will be in Chicago for the service this weekend. I would love to see Buffistas, but I don't think I will get a minute away from my family.


beekaytee - Apr 23, 2009 8:10:19 am PDT #3578 of 5671
Compassionately intolerant

This is a request for totally self-serving ~ma.

I just damaged my best friend's Range Rover in the garage of her office building. She is unbelievably generous in lending to me for errands and has been generous in lots of other ways.

I'm just sick.

It isn't the worst damage imaginable...tail light covering broken and a fairly significant gouge in the side panel, including a dime sized hole. However, blinking at this car costs huge dollars that I don't have.

I'm waiting for her to come back from a lunch meeting right before she takes her dogs to the vet and leaves for vacation. Her husband, who can't stand disorder, is coming into town tomorrow.

Please, any good thoughts for her not hating me and for the cost to be something less than $1,000 would be greatly appreciated.


Pix - Apr 25, 2009 7:34:03 pm PDT #3579 of 5671
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My newest blog post at Little but Fierce is up: PEEP SHOW! It's not what you think.

It's better.

(This may also clarify why I know I have found my One True School.)