Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Mikey - Apr 07, 2006 4:20:02 am PDT #2515 of 5671
All this time, I thought Hunter was a bitch. Turns out she was just hungry.

Like the groundhog who saw his shadow, and hid himself away for six more weeks of winter, I took my boot drive out of my newly built PC and, not wanting to deal with configuration issues just yet, put it back in my old one.

My 95 year old uncle wants to come home from the residential care facility where he's recovering from hip replacement surgery. He says he's confident and his bones are strong. He's wrong on both counts. He scares the staff when he moves around unassisted and unsteady on his feet, and he has pervasive arthritis, which contributed to his broken hip.

I can't blame him for wanting to come home, but he really has no idea what a bad idea it is at this point.


Pix - Apr 07, 2006 6:22:45 am PDT #2516 of 5671
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I am back from the Colorado River in all its windy, trying-to-kill-me glory. There is no way I'm going to really catch up, but please email me if I missed important news I need to know.


Vortex - Apr 07, 2006 10:25:35 am PDT #2517 of 5671
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hey, I've gotten a job offer, but they need to get back to me with title and salary info. So, I'm asking for bigassraisema and cooltitlema. I suspect that I will only get one or the other.


esse - Apr 07, 2006 12:46:08 pm PDT #2518 of 5671
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

In Dallas! Hot, a little muggy, and so freaking flat.

If you're in town and around, ask Steph for my number. :)


esse - Apr 07, 2006 12:46:19 pm PDT #2519 of 5671
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

esse - Apr 07, 2006 12:46:25 pm PDT #2520 of 5671
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Spidra Webster - Apr 08, 2006 2:02:50 pm PDT #2521 of 5671
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Mom just called. My dad was riding down the Angeles Crest Hwy. with my brother and his tire started going flat. He skidded out and the bike rolled over him. Result? Fibula broken in two places and a fractured ankle. They have him scheduled for surgery tomorrow. My dad's more athletic than I am (I'm ashamed to say) so he's in pretty good shape for 64, but he's one of those stubborn guy types who doesn't listen to all his doctor's instructions. Sheez, he only got over pneumonia a couple weeks ago (which he got after being stoic for weeks about a cold that wouldn't go away). Anyway, I'd appreciate some health~ma and good sense~ma if you could send it his way.

Goldurn it. He was going to come up here to see my gig, too.


tommyrot - Apr 09, 2006 4:50:10 pm PDT #2522 of 5671
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some pictures of P-C's visit to Chicago: [link]


sj - Apr 10, 2006 4:07:44 pm PDT #2523 of 5671
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I love the instant gratification of the digital camera. Thanks again, Nicole! This is the picture of the nephews that I took tonight.

These are the pictures from the new apartment.


Spidra Webster - Apr 11, 2006 7:28:39 pm PDT #2524 of 5671
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I'm headlining (for the first time in over a decade!) this Thursday in Berkeley. If any localistas are available and interested? I'm not one of those folks who believes in late being fashionable so I'll be trying hard to keep us on schedule, realizing that some people work and go to school. I'll be baking some refreshments and think I'll provide some mulled wine, too.

Thursday, April 13, 2006 8:00 PM

DaSilva Ukulele Co.

2547 8th St., Suite 28

Berkeley, California 94710

510-649-1548

FREE

Crooners & Songbirds is a monthly cabaret focusing on vocal jazz, blues and popular music from the '20s and '30s. Prepare to tap your toes and get runs in your hose as Megan Lynch scorches the torch songs and gets saucy, Tony Marcus caresses his archtop guitar into sweet submission, Kelly McCubbin shows you the dark side of ukulele, and Amy Z wrestles the saw even more melodically and provocatively than Marlene Dietrich did.