Buffy! If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already.

Glory ,'Potential'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


WindSparrow - Dec 07, 2008 2:37:13 pm PST #9933 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Laga, in Bitches.

My brother called hamburgers hangabears. One day my Mom picked up the grocery list and my Dad had drawn a picture of two teddy bears hanging by their necks with Xs for eyes. Mom says, "what is this?!" Dad says, "we're out of hangabears."


Ailleann - Dec 09, 2008 4:17:10 am PST #9934 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

In Procedurals:

ita: I love Christian Kane's hair. Can't explain why.

billytea: Location, location, location?


Frankenbuddha - Dec 09, 2008 7:27:10 am PST #9935 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In bureaublahblah, discussing the next music thread name:

Hec: 4/4 does nothing for me.

Megan: As someone who loves Power Pop, how can you say that?


Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2008 11:43:59 am PST #9936 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tom Scola: If I were going to run for Governor of Illinois, I'd grow a twirly mustache, and put on a stove-pipe hat and a cape. I'd be a shoo-in.


Toddson - Dec 10, 2008 3:47:12 am PST #9937 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

erikaj in Natter:

And, yes, I have read the occasional celebrity book, but I've often thought they'd die a quiet death if they got left to their own grammar, for instance.


billytea - Dec 16, 2008 2:48:21 pm PST #9938 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The production of Wicked that Typo Boy saw is very different from the one that played in Melbourne:

Dream last night may be worth telling. New breed of dog called "The Bark" essentially a lung with fur and legs. Had to be fed through an IV. The American Kennel Club loved the breed cause it could only reproduce via cloning. So they finally had breed where the blood line could never be contaminated.

The rest of the dream is not worth narrating, involving trouble in OZ, no one believing Glinda when she claimed to be able to fix the Ruby Slippers, and Buffy, Rimmer and Gandhi machine gunning hordes of crazed zombie munchkins.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 16, 2008 5:31:53 pm PST #9939 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Buffy, Rimmer and Gandhi machine gunning hordes of crazed zombie munchkins.

That would obviously be the Gandhi that Buffy was doing her impression of for Ken.


billytea - Dec 16, 2008 5:58:13 pm PST #9940 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That would obviously be the Gandhi that Buffy was doing her impression of for Ken.

That scene would have lost so much of its impact if she'd asked "Wanna see my impression of Rimmer?"


Ginger - Dec 17, 2008 4:03:38 pm PST #9941 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In Bitches:

vw bug: My snowflake cupcakes won't come out of the pan! Sad now!

Toddson: Can you wait until they melt?


Pix - Dec 17, 2008 8:14:43 pm PST #9942 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

ita:

God, I hate diamond ads. Just saw a Kay one with a guy who doesn't seem to have been dating the chick that long because he's apologising that his signing sucks. But he gives her a diamond tennis bracelet.

Every kiss begins with Kay? Every kiss-my-ass begins with Kay too.