River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


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DXMachina - Jun 21, 2007 6:24:37 am PDT #9171 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I was speechless, apparently...


tommyrot - Jun 21, 2007 6:27:09 am PDT #9172 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I figured that's where the embedded YouTube video would go....


Theodosia - Jun 21, 2007 6:46:53 am PDT #9173 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ed is a man of few words.


msbelle - Jun 21, 2007 6:49:18 am PDT #9174 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I fixed. I don't know yer fancy tags to make the chevrons.

eta - and to preserve my non-geek cred, I had to look up that they are called chevrons.


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2007 7:40:27 am PDT #9175 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We don't call them chevrons, dearie.

I'd tell you what we call them, but then I'd have to kill you.


msbelle - Jun 21, 2007 8:01:55 am PDT #9176 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

brackets or carets are what I was told, but carets are upward pointing.

dearie, my ass.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 21, 2007 9:58:08 am PDT #9177 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

brackets or carets are what I was told, but carets are upward pointing.

Right. Whereas brackets hang down from the cave ceiling.


Connie Neil - Jun 21, 2007 10:03:34 am PDT #9178 of 10000
brillig

Whereas brackets hang down from the cave ceiling.

With ferns hanging from them.


Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2007 10:53:03 am PDT #9179 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

brenda, in Lightbulbs:

Okay, that's it. I withdraw this proposal and propose that the text of all future votes be the following:

Do you want a burrito?

Yes

Hell yes

Whitefont


esse - Jun 21, 2007 10:53:11 am PDT #9180 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

a truly universal scheme:

Okay, that's it. I withdraw this proposal and propose that the text of all future votes be the following:

Do you want a burrito?

Yes

Hell yes

Whitefont

Brenda in Lightbulbs.