Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 02, 2007 8:30:37 am PST #9002 of 10000
What is even happening?

I thought it was vague enough for anyone who hadn't seen it, but now that you've pointed out it's a spoiler, I have to white font it.

::puts mark next to P-C's name::


Polter-Cow - Mar 02, 2007 8:32:04 am PST #9003 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's a little heart, right?


Topic!Cindy - Mar 02, 2007 8:34:52 am PST #9004 of 10000
What is even happening?

Yes, but it's black, like so: ♥


esse - Mar 03, 2007 1:32:08 am PST #9005 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

from voting, talking about the premium thread:

David: You walk in a Deadwood fan, and you walk out with a Wire box set.

Amych: And those premium cocksuckers are premium-pricey, damn it!


erikaj - Mar 03, 2007 11:58:37 am PST #9006 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

hee, hee...funny cause it's true.


esse - Mar 04, 2007 1:17:47 pm PST #9007 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

some questions are always appropriate:

Holli: ...okay, who's up for a round of Fuck, Chuck, Marry: Hot TV Dads Edition?

(Boxed Set)


libkitty - Mar 04, 2007 4:34:26 pm PST #9008 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

quester in Goodby and good riddance:

I think the USPS motto is "why be dependable when you can be surprising!?"


Topic!Cindy - Mar 05, 2007 8:45:08 am PST #9009 of 10000
What is even happening?

In Natter,

shrift: I live my fannish life only seconds away from a wank apocalypse.


Maria - Mar 05, 2007 2:10:37 pm PST #9010 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

In Bitches:

Topic!Cindy: It's so hard to be a new mother. Please don't beat yourself up because a natural process performed by your body functions better when it receives natural stimulation. That's like getting mad at yourself because a vibrator doesn't take you out to dinner.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 06, 2007 1:31:17 am PST #9011 of 10000
What is even happening?

In Natter...

ita: I was asked if I wanted to be on a reality show today, and I said yes. No idea if it'll play out, but if you're asking yourself why I'd ever do something that...that...just plain wrong, well the answer is bodyguarding.

Apparently they want two chicks they can spend two days teaching bodyguarding skills including counter surveillance and defensive driving.

Which pretty much guarantees I'll finally get a job, and they'll want me to start before filming is scheduled.

Matt the Bruins Fan: See, now you've learned how to make inconvenience magic work for you!