Aimée: If I wanted rejection based on superficial shit, I would have remained an actress.
Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy HP - Feb 18, 2006 5:43:40 pm PST #8324 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Connie Neil - Feb 19, 2006 3:02:18 pm PST #8325 of 10000
brillig
In Natter
Emily
Still no progress on my philosophy of education. Christ. "My philosophy is... when some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Emily always says at a time like that: 'Have ya paid your dues, Emily?' 'Yessir, the check is in the mail.' That's my philosophy."
Beverly
Ya really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't you, Emily?
Fred Pete - Feb 21, 2006 4:30:29 pm PST #8326 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Windsparrow knows her old commercials, from Bitches:
We've secretly switched SPP's lasagna to the new Labor-Inducing!Lasagna by Aimee. Let's see if she notices the difference....
Calli - Feb 23, 2006 7:15:45 am PST #8327 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In B aBB:
Ginger: I'm certainly looking forward to deleting commas in the middle of the night.
amych - Feb 23, 2006 8:34:11 am PST #8328 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jessica, in BBaBB:
The Hivemind Wiki....two commas enter, one comma leaves...
Trudy Booth - Feb 23, 2006 12:16:04 pm PST #8329 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
P.M. Marcontell: How much therapy will my child need if I put her in a Superman diaper, a Wonder Woman shirt, and a Batman hoodie, just so I can take pictures and make up silly headings?
Jessica: Only one way to find out!
Nicole - Feb 23, 2006 5:03:03 pm PST #8330 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Teppy in Natter:
I heard that the stars of Sesame Street on Ice! pulled off a surprise upset in the figure-skating competition.
For the record: Snuffleupagus -- bronze; one of the Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip muppets -- silver; and in a stunning turn of events, the gold medal went to....GUY SMILEY!!!!!
WindSparrow - Feb 23, 2006 8:19:42 pm PST #8331 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I was not drinking coffee or anything else at the time I read this. Thanks, ChiKat, for making me get spit on my monitor. In Bitches:
I'm sitting here in my cube just giggling to myself. Remember, I live alone and I'm the woman who undid her pants in the copy room on my way to the bathroom because sometimes I forget how to behave around Other Humans.
Today, after lunch, a big ass burp escaped without me even thinking about it. Three coworkers on the other side of my cube heard it and said, "Who did that?" Of course, they did not suspect that it was me, so I just sat here quietly giggling. They then had a conversation about burps that made me laugh even more.
Am so 12.
esse - Feb 24, 2006 4:40:14 am PST #8332 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Erin in Bitches:
They're all "Naked girl! Smells good! Feels pretty! Oh, my god, she's letting me TOUCH her! I'm a rock star!"
Theodosia - Feb 24, 2006 8:19:33 am PST #8333 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jessica, in the Lost topic, about show creator J. J. Abrams:
His tried-and-true method of dealing with being backed into a corner by continuity is to put Sydney into a tight red dress and send her to blow the corner up.