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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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JenP - Jan 30, 2006 4:35:00 pm PST #8284 of 10000

Oh, I think that one needs the set-up for full effect. In Firefly:

Gus: Religion. Politics. There is maxim about avoiding these subjects in conversation. For true helter-skelter you need to get science fiction into the mix.

tommyrot: ::cancels plans to discuss President Jesus: Time-traveling Alien with people I don't know well::

Trudy Booth - Jan 30, 2006 5:08:41 pm PST #8285 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gus: Everyone dies alone. This cheery message was brought to you by the League of Evil Posters.

erikaj: unless you take somebody down with you...

JenP - Jan 30, 2006 5:11:31 pm PST #8286 of 10000

I'm spamming COMM. People need to stop being quotable, or it will continue. JZ in Firefly:

My beloved terminally eccentric Uncle D. in Brookline spent his declining years laboring on his magnum opus, a novel spinning out from the thesis that Jesus was an interstellar Mason. No publisher in his lifetime thought it would ever find an audience; I'm beginning to suspect the problem was that the Buffistas didn't exist yet.

deborah grabien - Jan 31, 2006 6:14:40 am PST #8287 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Gus in Great Write, discussing the novel he's just sold. Writers, at the very least, will be nodding and giggling:

It has all that story stuff. It starts out with a dude who cannot differentiate his ass from his elbow. A girl occurs. The dude discovers the difference.

If I ever get a publicist, he or she is going to hate me.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 31, 2006 7:32:34 am PST #8288 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Katefate in Natter 42:

Perhaps I shall explodiate, after all. I called the Illinois Attorney General's office and found out I'd had my IL DL suspended in 1981 for failure to appear on a traffice ticket. Apparently, like murder and the enmity of an ex, tickets have no statute of limitations.

Theodosia - Feb 01, 2006 6:43:04 am PST #8289 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From way back in Penguins, Tom Scola on 'fatal error' from web glitches:

In Soviet Russia, you don't kill the thread, the thread kills you!

Theodosia - Feb 01, 2006 6:44:32 am PST #8290 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

amych:

I haven't watched SOTU since Clinton. And I used to be all, "It's important! I have a civic duty to watch even if I don't agree with the dude of the moment!" That whole civic duty thing went out the window when I realized that shooting out the teevee is just so Elvis.

Theodosia - Feb 01, 2006 10:41:05 am PST #8291 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

DavidS:

Jesus, I'm just a ray of sunshine today, aren't I?

Glass half full? Barely a quarter full and that's arsenic!

Trudy Booth - Feb 01, 2006 10:55:22 am PST #8292 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kathy A: RIP, the telegram.

Aimée: Kathy, that should say:

RIP, the telegram. Stop.

Trudy Booth - Feb 01, 2006 11:03:42 am PST #8293 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DavidS: Philadelphia fans have booed: their own Hall of Famers, Santa, Father and Son games and old-timer games.

amych: Have you looked at the guy's numbers? Has a big day once year or so, and then he slacks off the rest of the time, and yet we're supposed to treat Mr. Inconsistent like he's some kind of magic?

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