erika, in Natter:
I got the bathroom that was accessible only because kids made it too ugly for anyone but disabled folks to use in 7th and 8th. "Kathy Mahoney fucks farm animals," if you're wondering.
Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
bon bon - Jun 29, 2005 10:39:29 am PDT #7774 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Steph L. - Jun 29, 2005 3:10:33 pm PDT #7775 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter, because I can't help laughing at the endless riff on Green Lantern's weakness....
ita: What do you have against Green Lantern?
Jesse: Dude. Yellow.
ita: That's so no longer true.
Plei: Well, technically, the weakness is back, but if they all get into a homoerotic line dance position and THINK POSITIVE THOUGHTS, they can still fight bananas.
Jessica: I'm a little boggled at the thought of "You know what would make a good weakness? YELLOW!" being considered a workable idea twice.
Wolfram: Maybe if they limited it to a particular shade. Like mustard.
Plei: Now there's some deep spiritual meaning to it or some such crap.
The original Green Lantern, with powers of a different origin, also has a weakness. His? Wood.
I'm drawing up plans for the ulitimate bad guy lair right now. A little Douglas Fir, a little Dutch Boy, some Kryptonite doorknobs, and I'm set.
-t - Jun 30, 2005 9:53:32 am PDT #7776 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
From Natter,
From this seed:
tommyrot: I'm eating carryout from KFC right now. When the guy put my container into a plastic bag, he carelessly allowed the container to tilt almost sideways. Now there's coleslaw juice in my mashed potatos.
Sprout entwined conversations
tommyrot: Killing people on a whim is so much fun....
Kathy A: It's a good way to sop up gravy and other foods with liquid.
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2005 9:56:04 am PDT #7777 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oddly enough, both those conversatons started from the same place.
-t - Jun 30, 2005 9:59:12 am PDT #7778 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Hm, so parallel isn't the right word. Editing time.
Aims - Jun 30, 2005 11:56:09 am PDT #7779 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
ita in Natter. Context need not apply:
She'll be tattooing her cooter to get him through university.
Pix - Jun 30, 2005 2:24:19 pm PDT #7780 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Aimee in Bitches:
So we're going to a party in Michigan that's themed - Super Heros (hereos? whatev). Real or made up.
I'm making one up.
My name shall now be known as Vanity Faire. I fight evil by making it pretty! My tool belt (a low-slung belt from Gap or the like) will have a Beautifier 3000 (hairdryer), a curling iron (still to ba named), hairspray and other products (also to be named), a Reflection of Beauty (mirror) and a Magic Pouch full of cosmetics. I shall dress in low rise capris, espadrilles and a cute layered tank and scoop neck off the shoulder t-shirt and a tiara.
DavidS - Jun 30, 2005 6:00:08 pm PDT #7781 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter, considering celebrity Idolatry.
Jessica: they've really gone downhill since Vanilla Ice and Wang Chung.
Kristen: Now there's something I never thought I'd see on my screen.
Trudy Booth - Jul 01, 2005 8:08:49 am PDT #7782 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cashmere: Raquel, friends of our named their baby "Rice". They just signed the card they sent us with their names and "Rice". I have no idea if they had a boy or a girl. I just can't figure out why they named their baby after food.
Polter-Cow: Maybe they went to Rice.
Cashmere: Nope. Ball State. So I guess it could have been A LOT worse, huh?
Pix - Jul 01, 2005 8:18:30 am PDT #7783 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
From F2F (just because, and I include myself in this statement, it is so so true):
P.M. Marcontell: I'm uncomfortable with anything beyond walking distance from the hotel.
Matt the Bruins Fan: I'd echo this, as the idea of depending on the amount of cat-herding it would take to get 40-60 Buffistas into a small number of limos leaving at a set time is the sort of thing that wakes me with cold sweat in the middle of the night.