Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


esse - Nov 09, 2002 8:36:52 pm PST #769 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

And that would have been three commings in a row. Sigh.


Betsy HP - Nov 09, 2002 8:39:31 pm PST #770 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

You're saying I missed out on being gang-COMMed?


esse - Nov 09, 2002 8:43:27 pm PST #771 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Blame ita. Er, wait. I've heard she can kill you with a spoon....


Betsy HP - Nov 09, 2002 9:15:27 pm PST #772 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Naah. Not unless it's a Korean butterfly spoon with a niello inlay.


billytea - Nov 09, 2002 10:58:43 pm PST #773 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Blame ita. Er, wait. I've heard she can kill you with a spoon....

So, what - what's to be feared is not sex with ita, but aftermath of sex with ita?


Elena - Nov 09, 2002 11:07:40 pm PST #774 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

What does a spoon have to do with the aftermath of sex? Seriously, am I missing out on something?


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 09, 2002 11:08:48 pm PST #775 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I thought he meant, like, spooning, holding someone from behind as you sort of cuddle. Or something. Have I mentioned I'm really tired?


Elena - Nov 09, 2002 11:09:37 pm PST #776 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

See, I was thinking of a utensil. My bad.


Theodosia - Nov 10, 2002 8:33:28 am PST #777 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Anne W.:

Now that I actually own a cat, that line about the fog creeping in on little cat feet makes me think of a weather system galumphing across the hardwood floor with its tail hiked up in the air, all wide-eyed and projectile shedding.


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 10, 2002 2:44:54 pm PST #778 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Madrigal in Firefly, spoilery for The Train Job:

They could have Firefly thongs for each character, with pictures or slogans. Mal's could say something like, "They say a man has a choice in whether he shows visible panty lines. I say he doesn't."