Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - May 18, 2005 6:00:13 am PDT #7654 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Eddie: Card-carrying NGA member for 5 months now. Somebody hold me.

Polter-Cow: Twenty-three years. Hush, man.

Eddie: ::thud::

Polter-Cow: I suppose it's less thud if you know I'm 23.

Eddie: Sneaky P-C. Be gentle, I'm still new here. So... whatcha doin this weekend?

Polter-Cow: Not having sex.


Nilly - May 19, 2005 2:05:32 am PDT #7655 of 10000
Swouncing

billytea: I've been asked to give a couple of lectures for one of the actuarial units at Melbourne Uni. That should be an interesting experience. It'll be at the start of August. I have a fair amount of leeway on what I want to cover (within reason, and no mole rats).


lori - May 19, 2005 7:16:27 am PDT #7656 of 10000

in OMGWTF POLARBEAR, non-spoilery, not even talking directly about Alias

ita

I like the vision of JJ Abrams fans' eyes changing to red dimpled balls and spinning 4eva.

sumi

Like this ita? @@


Atropa - May 19, 2005 7:32:07 pm PDT #7657 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Allyson in Minearverse:

Vampires believe in you, Betsy.


Atropa - May 20, 2005 10:56:41 am PDT #7658 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jessica and Steph in Literary:

I prefer my reading material to be sans animal-pov-sex-scenes entirely.

So, no Anita Blake books, then?


aurelia - May 20, 2005 12:32:51 pm PDT #7659 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

ita in Natter: Really, I might have gone into the social sciences if there were more well-considered lacks of shirts.


Scrappy - May 21, 2005 9:15:00 am PDT #7660 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Polter-Cow, responding to some very enthusiastic posts in the F2F thread:

Sean, aolgrrrl93 called. She wants her asscaps back.


Aims - May 21, 2005 8:39:27 pm PDT #7661 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Polter-Cow:

Boobs!

Baby!

More boobs!

More baby!

BOOBS AND BABY OMG.

Kalshane: Today's F2F is brought to you by the letter "B".


vw bug - May 22, 2005 4:30:23 am PDT #7662 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

In Bitches:

Anne: I'm not as up on crochet as I am on knitting

Eddie: There's a difference? Crazy.

Anne: Yes. With a knitting needle, I can stab someone through the heart (straight needle) or garrotte them (circular needle).

A crochet hook is better for disembowelling.


DCJensen - May 22, 2005 8:27:41 am PDT #7663 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Tim Minear in Minearverse, about his new show, The Inside:

the currency I trade in is moral ambiguity, irony, pain, death, hopefully driving the viewer toward a familiar corner, then banking off a cliff. And ho-yay. So it's closer to Angel than it is to, say, Law and Order.