Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 03, 2005 1:50:46 am PST #7248 of 10000
What is even happening?

David: David's Lunch: Grilled skirt steak sandwich, juicy and tender. Served on a ciabatta roll with sauteed mushrooms and onions, and a touch of horseradish sauce. For dessert: the banana cream tartlette I like from Miette, that has a Scharffenberger chocolate bottom.

erika: Hec, shut up. I had a peanut butter sandwich. Kind of depressing.

David: I'm not responsible for your mediocre sandwich choices!

erika: No, but you're a taunter, and a face-rubber-in-. I'd be very annoyed if you didn't get around me by having the Perfect Word so often, Hecubus.

David: ::sniff:: There's hardly any point in living in San Francisco if you can't taunt people about it on a regular basis.

JZ: You know, erika, if you lived in Berkeley you'd be at any given moment just a block or so from your choice of twenty restaurants offering chichi gourmet sandwiches that would make Hec weep with envy, all fully wheelchair-accessible.

(The restaurants, I mean, not the sandwiches.)

(Not that the sandwiches aren't accessible, too. They are.)

(But you probably already guessed that.)

</tempting>

</bogarting all the parentheses>

erika: Dude, I think I just got Bad Cop-Good Copped by the Zmayhem.


erikaj - Feb 03, 2005 3:54:23 am PST #7249 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Hee! Stealth COMM. Maybe I *should* take my act on the road.


sumi - Feb 03, 2005 5:13:24 am PST #7250 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

And you were right -- they were totally Bad Cop-Good Copping you.

At least they don't get to use the really bright lights.


erikaj - Feb 03, 2005 5:31:52 am PST #7251 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Nope. And they didm't say they just wanted to "understand my side" either. Otherwise, Married Couple Good Cop/Bad Cop.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2005 6:57:54 am PST #7252 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The soulful side of shrift, in Natter:

I hate it when I scuff new shoes the first time I wear them. I must remember to tell that to my goddess circle tonight; they'll understand.


erinaceous - Feb 03, 2005 5:23:46 pm PST #7253 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

From Music:

Angus G.: I saw U2 around the Joshua Tree era (back when I was a fan!) and to be honest it was rubbish, it put me off going to big stadium shows forever. My rule of thumb now is that unless I could (hypothetically) hit the performers with a tomato from where I'm standing/sitting, I'm not interested in live shows.

Michele T. :

You'd be surprised how far a tomato can go if you put your arm into it, Angus.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 04, 2005 4:30:08 am PST #7254 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

From Natter:

Gus:

Alright, I'm done being all gloomy, except for one last item on that topic.

Hecubus:

You realize that would make you a Gloomy Gus, right?


Gus - Feb 04, 2005 9:05:35 am PST #7255 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Natter, of course...

Jesse:

Whenever my mouth has been that close to someone else's ear, I've been ... usually not angry. Although there was that one time...but that wasn't his ear.

DavidS:

Anybody else just have a retracting sensation? Just me?


Pix - Feb 04, 2005 9:40:51 am PST #7256 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Competition among Buffista states in Natter:

amych: In non-boxing news, NY rules for gay marriage.

Jesse: Yay New York!!

Topic!Cindy: Copycats.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 05, 2005 3:26:14 am PST #7257 of 10000
What is even happening?

ita: Allyson, make [Tim] cast Lee Pace, would you? Allyson: I have no power. However! If I could make him do something, I'd make him send me a pizza, because I'm hungry and don't feel like making supper when I get home. ita: Aha. I see where your priorities lie.

Noted.

Allyson: That I love melty cheese more than unattainable boys?

I think it's a sign a maturity. I mean, I can HAVE the melty cheese. The melty cheese will never lie, or pretend to flirt with me and ask me if my friend is single.

I can eat the melty cheese in bed, and it will be good. I can have the melty cheese standing up, or leaning over the kitchen sink, and it will be good.

The melty cheese will go straight to my thighs, and linger there forever.

No one makes up games called, "Throw rocks at melty cheese."