In Minearverse, on seeing Maxim pics of the star of Tim's new show:
Daniel C. Jensen:Can she kill?
Tom Scola: You've seen Photo #4, right? [for reference: >[link]
KristinT: This proves to me she can wax, not that she can kill.
Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us
Saturday? You could feel indispensable.
'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Sue - Nov 27, 2004 1:12:10 pm PST #6998 of 10000
hip deep in pie
Stephanie - Nov 27, 2004 1:58:29 pm PST #6999 of 10000
Trust my rage
We can't forget "the butter churn of Osiris on eBay" line in the ceramic discussion above. That was the part that got me soda on my monitor.
Pix - Nov 28, 2004 5:10:43 pm PST #7000 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I include myself only for context for the P-C funny:
Cass: Rum = love. It's a fact.
Polter-Cow: So that's why I woke up naked after eating that tiramisu...
Cass: The tiramisu only said it loved you. It just wanted you shirtless...
KristinT: The question is, was it smeared all over your body? Because if so, hint.
Polter-Cow: Ladyfingers in new places!
WindSparrow - Nov 28, 2004 6:49:50 pm PST #7001 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ok, here's the rest of "Hec's fancy bowl" dialogue. That bit of it, anyway.
Dan:
I saw a butter churn of Osiris on eBay...
Connie Neil:
For resurrecting departed dinners? Do you really want to risk all the zombie turkeys that might start wandering about?
Lilty Cash - Nov 29, 2004 7:54:09 am PST #7002 of 10000
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Perfectly good white sweater ruined with coffee.
tommyrot in Natter:
Is it considered acceptable to get up while at a dinner party and announce, "Excuse me; I have to go for dumpies"?
Lysana - Nov 29, 2004 8:50:37 am PST #7003 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
DXMachina in Natter:
I'm a firm believer in the old adage "Spare the electric shock collar, spoil the child."
beathen - Nov 29, 2004 11:09:04 am PST #7004 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
shrift in Natter:
Blargh. Remind me never to mention that I'm bored where the machines can hear me.
Signed,
Just spent an unseemly amount of time debugging an app I previously knew nothing about, and now only know slightly more than nothing, in the "I can fix it, but don't bloody well ask me how to use it!" school of technovoodoo way.
Pix - Nov 29, 2004 1:21:03 pm PST #7005 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
From Literary:
Betsy HP: Worst. Title. Ever. [link]
AmyLiz: Be sure to look for the sequel: The Groom Swells With Pride.
Steph L.: Pssst! AmyLiz! It isn't *pride* making the groom swell....
Betsy HP: I'm waiting for The Virgin Bride Said "Ow!"
Polter-Cow: Followed by The Formerly Virgin Bride Said, "Celibacy!"
libkitty - Nov 29, 2004 5:47:04 pm PST #7006 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Beej in Lord of the Rings:
I'm as flabbergasted by couples using the ONE TRUE EVIL to rule all EVIL rings as wedding bands as I am by the same couples playing Every Breath You Take at the reception.
People. Are you paying attention? Evil//Stalking not the best springboard for a lasting partnership.
Unless, of course, you are Sauron and Saruman sittin' in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
Calli - Nov 30, 2004 5:47:49 am PST #7007 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Over in Natter:
sarameg: My lungs are colonized with something that needs to get its funding yanked and depart defeated and dispirited to its native lands.