Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.

'Bushwhacked'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Deena - Nov 19, 2004 6:25:28 pm PST #6970 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Polter-Cow in Bitches: You haven't eaten anything all day?

Who do you think you are, me?


Theodosia - Nov 19, 2004 6:42:53 pm PST #6971 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

amych writes in response to an 'identity protected for her own good' fanfic writer:

"Albus runs away from his heart to Paris but his heart follows him."
In my stubbornly literal mental picture, it's kind of shuffle-hopping along behind him, making moist little squishy-squelchy noises at every hop, and picking up bits of road grime and dropped pigeon feathers as it goes along. Every once in a while it has to stop to catch its breath, because it's hard going, trying to catch up when you're shuffle-hopping and squelching along without legs.


Edain - Nov 20, 2004 7:07:20 am PST #6972 of 10000
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex

billytea in Natter, context be damned.

I believe the roachbots are our future
Teach them well, and let them lead the way...


SailAweigh - Nov 20, 2004 11:31:32 am PST #6973 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Sparky1 in Bitches: (best off-the-cuff definition, evah)

Turducken is dead bird concentrate.


esse - Nov 22, 2004 3:48:51 am PST #6974 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

In B'cy, about WX going paid:

Your free limited subscription still entitles you to many of the features you've come to enjoy about World Crossing. You will be able to post ten times per day, read all you want, have your own forum, and there will be ads.

DXMachina: So, the massive outages will continue, then?


Katie M - Nov 22, 2004 6:42:04 pm PST #6975 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

ita in Firefly:

I mean, it's not like they're trying to get him to show the first 20 minutes of the movie at the end instead.

Right?


Pix - Nov 23, 2004 5:47:13 am PST #6976 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

ita in Natter (because it's just great advice to give someone for any reason, I think):

I say you should skip like a Manservant in a dirndl.


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2004 11:33:35 am PST #6977 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

-t in Natter:

I don't think I want to be there when the bottom falls out of the dancing girl market.


Betsy HP - Nov 23, 2004 11:37:30 am PST #6978 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Oh, do the whole thing.

The Buffistas contemplate the economics of dancing girls.

Nutty:

One option is to invest in something like gold or canned peas or dancing girls that remain valuable whether or not the currency is worth more than toilet paper. But I don't know where I would fit gold in my apartment, and the dancing girls would totally colonize my tiny tiny bathroom, and I don't like canned peas.

ita

Speculating in dancing girls is tricky -- there are so many dances, you know?

Rick

I think that it is important for Buffistas to help other Buffistas in their time of need. With this in mind, I volunteer to keep some of Nutty's dancing girls at my house until she has room for them.

ita

Dude, those could totally end up being dancehall queens. You need to examine the currency before accepting it.

-t:

I don't think I want to be there when the bottom falls out of the dancing girl market.

DavidS:

Dancing girls devalue over time, I think. Unless they're gold-dipped.


Betsy HP - Nov 23, 2004 1:21:08 pm PST #6979 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

tiggy:

am i the only woman alive who would much rather get a nice sapphire over a diamond?

ita:

Could be. Me, I don't put out for anything less red than a garnet or black than onyx.

Allyson:

I'll put out for a six pack of Pepsi and the Strange World DVDs.