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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Hil R. - Sep 11, 2004 5:04:53 pm PDT #6637 of 10000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

KristinT:

On the other hand, I had a hysterical conversation with a couple of new money types who were wandering through Old Saybrook in search of an "up and coming" part of CT to settle in. It was so funny--they grilled me for twenty minutes in the parking lot of a random restuarant and used the phrase "up and coming" at least fifteen times. They were very concerned that they find this "up and coming" community, and for some reason seemed to think that I had the key to it.

I must have been wearing something from Talbots.

billytea - Sep 13, 2004 4:41:29 am PDT #6638 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

They were very concerned that they find this "up and coming" community, and for some reason seemed to think that I had the key to it.

My first thought on reading 'up and coming' was, "I bet this is what they call Viagra in Japan."

billytea - Sep 13, 2004 5:19:37 am PDT #6639 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Gus, in Natter, brings birthday cheer:

Sweeps up Trudy and carries her into the Virtual Boudoir with the express intention of inventing an entirely new sin. The sin will be known as The Trudy Sin, in honor of it having been invented on her birthday.

And Cindy in Bitches, prepares her story for the case worker:

When Ben was brand new, I was feeding him one day, and Days came on the TV. When the theme music started, and MacDonald Carey started with the, "Like sands through the hour glass, so are the days of our lives..." voice over, he turned his little head right towards the TV. He did this consistently thereafter, so I know it wasn't a fluke. He was transfixed by it. When he was X months old, we got him a toy hour glass rattle (very simple, and shaped exactly like an hourglass). He couldn't say his "D" sounds--they came out as "G" sounds. He would grab it, and screech, "Gays of our Wives. Gays of our WIIIIIIIIVES!"

Fred Pete - Sep 13, 2004 5:33:00 am PDT #6640 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Cindy's on a roll today. In Natter:

tommyrot: Kissing her was nice and exciting. But what really caused the shock and awe was the first time she put her hand down my pants - because I wasn't expecting it.

Cindy: Nobody expects the Pantish Inquisition.

Katie M - Sep 13, 2004 8:37:52 am PDT #6641 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Gudanov in Natter:

Nothing really says get offa my lawn like an AK-47.

Kate P. - Sep 13, 2004 8:38:45 am PDT #6642 of 10000

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In Firefly:

Kalshane: The only issue I personally take with costuming is when it's inappropriate for the place in question (Klingons at a Renessaince Faire, for instance.)

tommyrot: The importance of Klingons to the Renaissance has been tragically ignored.

Kalshane: They did write Hamlet, after all.

JenP - Sep 13, 2004 3:24:54 pm PDT #6643 of 10000

Sometimes it's the most randome things that just crack me right the hell up. Allyson in Firefly ...

I balk. This is me balking. I am a Balkan.

deborah grabien - Sep 14, 2004 7:00:13 am PDT #6644 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Nicole in Bitches, ornamenting Tuesday as a crap day:

My ex and Bush are both in town today. This has to be a sign of the Apocalypse, right?

Trudy Booth - Sep 14, 2004 10:49:21 am PDT #6645 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Lee: My alarm clock confused me this morning.

Ginger: First thing in the morning, air confuses me. I consider it a victory to be able to find the floor with my feet.

Topic!Cindy - Sep 16, 2004 2:58:09 pm PDT #6646 of 10000

What is even happening?

deb: I have to constantly remind people to spell my name the biblical way. Because, "Debra"? I am not an emerging daughter of the sun god, yo.

Matt: My mom goes through the same thing with people who insist on spelling her name "Sara." Some people are actually happy to have old-fashioned names, Kymburli!

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