Physicist to follow, soon.
So that's why Allyson wants me to visit!
But it wouldn't work. I'm not really a physicist, only a physics student. t /natter
And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Nilly - Jul 19, 2004 10:51:15 pm PDT #6455 of 10000
Swouncing
billytea - Jul 20, 2004 6:48:27 am PDT #6456 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Deena, bride of Christ, in Bitches:
Kara story and then I have to get back to work. Money's tight (like this is a surprise) and we've been going through diapers at an astounding rate. I had just changed Kara and noticed that there were fewer diapers than ought to be in the drawer, and no money till Friday, payday, so I asked Greg if he knew of any that had wandered (which happens often, since the babies can reach the drawer they're stored in) since I couldn't find any extras anywhere. He looked around and found another day's worth, and I said, "Oh, thank you, Jesus!" (a common exclamation of my childhood, specifically my mother's whenever someone wasn't dead or the disaster hadn't happened) when I saw them.
Kara ran to her daddy, wrapped her arms around his legs and looked up at him adoringly as she enthused, "Oh, yes, thank you Jesus!"
Greg looked at me helplessly and said, "Uh, you wanna field this one?" Only I couldn't; I was laughing too hard.
JohnSweden - Jul 20, 2004 7:38:14 am PDT #6457 of 10000
I can't even.
BT on the newest/oldest slimming craze:
Dieting secrets of the risen dead!
Hieroglyphic evidence that liposuction predated Christ! "We already had this technique for removing the brain through the nose, and one day we were looking at these unsightly saddlebags on the body of Pharoah's third-favourite concubine and we thought, 'Well, why not?' Next thing we know, our 'I Can't Believe It's Not Brains' slimming technique is the talk of Luxor and the dead are just battering down our doors. I mean that literally, by the way."
Trudy Booth - Jul 20, 2004 7:46:46 am PDT #6458 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Betsy HP: I consider it bad enough that there are standards for navel beauty. I refuse to worry about hiding my unsightly toes from an aggrieved populace.
Jessica - Jul 20, 2004 10:57:45 am PDT #6459 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Movies:
askye: They were totally blinded by the idea of Halle in a catsuit.
Plei: Me too, but that's just because I poked my own eyes out as a precaution...
erinaceous - Jul 21, 2004 6:29:39 pm PDT #6460 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
who needs context? Wimps, that's who.
Frankenbuddha: Everything you know is wrong!
billytea: I knew that.
evil jimi - Jul 23, 2004 5:39:44 am PDT #6461 of 10000
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
Gus: Fiona, I did miss your note in Natter. The sins of skipping are many and dark.
billytea: Gus shall henceforth be known as Dark Skippy. He is Legion.
billytea - Jul 23, 2004 7:53:15 am PDT #6462 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Polter-Cow in Natter:
I have now earwormed myself with new lyrics to the badger song:
Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty
(Birthday! Birthday!)
Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty
(Birthday! Birthday!)
Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty Lilty
(Birthday, birthday!)
Joooob! Quit your joooob! Aaah, quit your jooob
Nicole - Jul 24, 2004 9:04:59 pm PDT #6463 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Daniel C. Jensen in Bitches:
You know you are a geek when you go to a garage sale, pick up a Yoda Pez dispenser marked for a nickel, and play puppet with the head, mimicing out loud, "Buy you I will."
deborah grabien - Jul 24, 2004 9:41:45 pm PDT #6464 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Damn it, Nicole!
(sulks as Nicole plays Lance Armstrong to my Jan Ullrich, beating me to Daniel's high-snerk quote)