Frank: Jessica "Coffee On My Monitor" Jul 7, 2004 8:05:03 pm PDT
(sorry)
Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jon B. - Jul 15, 2004 11:22:27 am PDT #6437 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Jessica - Jul 15, 2004 3:41:07 pm PDT #6438 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
t cries
Frankenbuddha - Jul 15, 2004 5:44:11 pm PDT #6439 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Eeek. Noooooo!!!!!
How the FRELL did I skim/skip that in COMM?!!??!??!?
hangs head in genuine shame
libkitty - Jul 16, 2004 11:55:23 am PDT #6440 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Aimée: Not that this makes any difference to you, but it's about 1/5 of a mile down the street from MM and I.
Thomash: Hey, I've walked from Universal to your place. It's at least 2/6 to 4/12 of a mile
Topic!Cindy - Jul 18, 2004 3:54:37 am PDT #6441 of 10000
What is even happening?
Plei: Why the fuck don't they make creativity laxatives?
billytea: They're still too harsh. There've been too many accidents where a person couldn't reach the keyboard in time.
Plei: I once wrote most of a short story on a mud-covered shopping bag.
I can take it, damn it.
billytea: Sure, that's what they all say. Then you find yourself at the end of a feverish writing session, completely emptied, and reading back through everything that wound up on the paper and shouting "This is complete and utter crap!"
Everyone swears, no, they won't sue, but once you've been through an experience like that...
Sean: Next thing you know, you're all emaciated, lying in a gutter somewhere, begging for dollar bills just to have something to write on....
Cashmere - Jul 18, 2004 6:05:58 pm PDT #6442 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
From Bitches:
Plei asks:
Hey, mind of hive, is there a particular word for a cult that grows up around a dead person?
Daniel C. Jensen:
Christianity?
DCJensen - Jul 18, 2004 7:03:28 pm PDT #6443 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
t hellbound
Cashmere - Jul 19, 2004 6:22:48 am PDT #6444 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Hell gets all the funny people.
Aims - Jul 19, 2004 6:32:49 am PDT #6445 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's why people say, "That's funny as hell".
t /natter
Jessica - Jul 19, 2004 8:52:02 am PDT #6446 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph, in Natter:
SWF, 33, wordnerd, bookslut, jazzbo, comics freak, seeks golden calf to worship. Must not be in any way affiiated with or speak through George W. Bush. Looks unimportant. All serious replies will be answered.