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Topic!Cindy - Jul 09, 2004 8:00:46 am PDT #6407 of 10000

What is even happening?

I don't know why it makes me laugh so.

Possibly because the idea of a cat actually deigning to play anything, let alone play Fetch, never mind the screaming? Comedy gold.

(Did I explain the fun out yet--because that's my gift. Sure, it's not as cool as saying death is my gift, but the end is the same.)

DXMachina - Jul 09, 2004 11:36:42 am PDT #6408 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Bitches:

Cashmere: Thanks to Connie, I can discuss this here. DH wants to take a picture of Owen in a roasting pan, naked, surrounded by potatoes and carrots. Is this wronger than a thing that's wrong, parental photography run amok or a way to make Anne Geddes swallow her own tongue?

billytea: Susan should do it! She can title the picture "Annabel Lecter".

Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2004 11:56:39 am PDT #6409 of 10000

brillig

Oh, fine, make *me* look like the reason this came up.

edit: Oh, wait, yeah ...

Astarte - Jul 10, 2004 11:46:29 am PDT #6410 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Another Cut from Scola's Greatest Hits in Natter:

Rock Sta Tom Scola:

Tea, on the other hand, rocks. Plus, it's an antioxidant.

Right now, I'm so antioxidized, I can put out fires just by looking at them.

I sense a new E! special in the works.

Katie M - Jul 11, 2004 6:27:52 am PDT #6411 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

P-C in Literary:

I'm almost done with Wuthering Heights. You know what would make this book better? Zombies.

Kalshane - Jul 11, 2004 5:13:27 pm PDT #6412 of 10000

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

tommyrot in Natter:

I bought an R.D. Laing book, the novel of Solaris and a book for Gus called "No Touch Monkey! and Other Travel Lessons Learned Too Late."

Trudy Booth - Jul 11, 2004 6:17:50 pm PDT #6413 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sean K: I've been doing my tea wrong for my whole adult life, haven't I?

Kalshane: Well, you season with mold, so it's entirely possible.

ita: You just got the hang of eggs. Don't rush yourself.

Sean K: baby steps. baby steps.

Steph L. - Jul 12, 2004 5:09:49 am PDT #6414 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Literary:

Calli: In fifth grade I had a teacher who made us read as a punishment. Dude. Might as well give me kaluha brownies and gay porn as a reward for being a smartass.

Jon B. - Jul 12, 2004 5:13:37 am PDT #6415 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Nilly, relating her first experience with US bureaucrats in F2F (I really ought to COMM the whole thing, but this bit caused the biggest monitor stain):

The people at the embassy seem to be concerned most with the creation of lines, arranging them nicely, and once they're satisfied, moving them to some other place in the room, to see how they look in there.

Steph L. - Jul 12, 2004 5:15:15 am PDT #6416 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ah, this is *my* favorite part of Nilly's story of the Embassy Of Lines:

A line to be proud of.

It was a line to tell stories about.

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