Weird love's better than no love.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


ellemarie - May 25, 2004 7:38:17 pm PDT #6187 of 10000
My tagline and life are a work in progress.

Allyson in Minearverse:

It's all very McGyver. "Here's 3 dollars, a case of red bull, the set from Alf, and three crackheads we found behind the House of Pies. Make a television show, and make sure it'll appeal to 18-49 males."


Theodosia - May 26, 2004 3:13:34 am PDT #6188 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Polter-Cow:

I think scholars should gather to espouse the merits of me. It would be very validating.


Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2004 5:26:41 am PDT #6189 of 10000
What is even happening?

Susan on Motherhood: Oh, and I saw this documentary on feral children that included a comparison of the brains of normal and neglected toddlers. The neglected kids' language centers are actually stunted or absent. And even though I rationally know Annabel is getting all the language exposure she needs just by being a wanted child in a reasonably loving family, I catch myself just pumping her brain full of English every time I'm holding her. Which includes singing my way through the old Baptist Hymnal I salvaged when my high school church got new ones, and reading the Aubrey/Maturin and Hornblower novels to her.

Kid's gonna have an odd and bloody vocabulary.


Connie Neil - May 26, 2004 9:13:26 am PDT #6190 of 10000
brillig

fun and games in Bureaucracy

Nutty

But be vigilant, people! We'll only continue to exist as long as enough of us persist in the shared fiction. If your attention lapses, suddenly we might all be stranded in Mongolia or something.

Deena

At least we'd be together.

Nutty

Yeah, in MONGOLIA!!

(No offense to Mongolians. I have a yurt-avoidance issue.)

DXMachina

Check, no yurts for Nutty.

Mongolia seems like it might be fun for a short while. They have horses. Okay, all I actually know about Mongolia is what I saw in PBS special starring Julia Roberts.


Astarte - May 26, 2004 10:58:37 am PDT #6191 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Noise Design in the F2F thread:

Does Scarred Baptist taste anything like blackened catfish?


Polter-Cow - May 26, 2004 1:31:24 pm PDT #6192 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

In Minearverse, a newbie proves to be a true Buffista:

The Partyman: Ooh. Might have to try and get to see that!

PaperDragon: You should replace 'might' with 'I', 'have' with 'am', 'to' with 'definitely', 'try' with 'going'. Switch the 'to' with the 'and', finally deleting the 'get'.


Kate P. - May 26, 2004 2:26:17 pm PDT #6193 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Polter-Cow in Bureaucracy:

If nothing we post matters, then all that matters is what we post.


Kate P. - May 26, 2004 3:53:56 pm PDT #6194 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

ita in Movies:

What gets RIGHT up my nose about Terminal is that it looks like Hanks is doing Forrest Gump again, except foreign instead of developmentally delayed.

He's going to put the Negroes out of work if he keeps being this magical!


Matt the Bruins fan - May 26, 2004 10:37:15 pm PDT #6195 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

NoiseDesign in f2f:

I am so deeply and utterly in F2F withdrawl now. It's like getting the porn version of the bends.

Kate P:

The bendovers?


Polter-Cow - May 27, 2004 3:19:42 am PDT #6196 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

In Angel, spoilery for absolutely nothing, except Allyson's Green Lantern hate:

Strega: I fear the guac.

Allyson: The guac is green, so it can apparently be foiled with yellow.