Trudy, on things to do in D.C. when you're dead...or at the F2F:
I'm going to visit the Constitution and see if it's still there.
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Polter-Cow - May 18, 2004 12:57:24 pm PDT #6144 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
deborah grabien - May 18, 2004 1:14:46 pm PDT #6145 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
DAMN it, P-C, you beat me to Trudy's post.
(shaking large fist in menacing yet motherly fashion)
DXMachina - May 18, 2004 1:30:23 pm PDT #6146 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter:
Suela: Bleargh. I'm supposed to know something about spectrum management to write this proposal. I don't.
Sigh.
ita: Consuela, keep red as far away from violet as you can. That always helps.
DCJensen - May 18, 2004 1:51:24 pm PDT #6147 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Trudy Booth, in Bitches:
Short and blonde and sorta pasty
The girl from Ypsilanti gets pastry
A certain donut makes pregnant Empresses
Go "ahhhhh"
Merinda:
...a girl from Ypsilanti's so tasty...
Wow, that was weird. You went "pastry" and I went "tasty."
Trudy:
Clearly you know more girls from Ypsilanti.
Aimée:
Ahem. *I* am from Ypsilanti.
Polter-Cow:
Ah, yes you are. And you are definitely tasty. Offensive as all get-out, but tasty.
Trudy Booth - May 18, 2004 7:15:42 pm PDT #6148 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Miracleman: One of the things that weirds me out about this Revolution X story is the "military liaison".
Since when does a high school have a military liaison?
I'm just trying to imagine Community High School in Ann Arbor having a military liaison.
"Good morning, students. I'm Colonel Jack Brickchin and I will be your military liaison.
In the event of an enemy invasion, you will be required to do the following:
The A/V department will be coordinating communications from here through the Public Access channel down the street.
All students in the Scott, Eisenberg, Dodd and Brown forums will join up with the 101st Light Armored and establish a defensive perimeter that includes Zingermann's and Kerrytown.
All students in the Dewoskin, Morales and King forums will hook up with the 352nd Infantry and head south to protect Briarwood Mall. It is imperative that the enemy not gain access to Ruby Tuesday's and S'barros, so until reinforcement from Father Gabriel Richard High School arrive to relieve you, you will hold that line. Are we clear? YOU HOLD!
Dismissed."
Fred Pete - May 19, 2004 5:25:45 am PDT #6149 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Crime drama, with cicadas:
Vortex: And there were several dead cicadas in the stairwell.
tommyrot: Did you draw their outlines with white chalk?
Steph L. - May 19, 2004 5:40:26 am PDT #6150 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Tommyrot begins to formulate his religion:
I'll have to get myself ordained tomorrow, as I must go to bed. In the meantime, I need to work on my commandments. Here's what I've come up with so far:
1: Don't fuck shit up.
2: Don't be such a fucking idiot.
3: Be especially nice to cats.
Trudy Booth - May 19, 2004 6:07:23 am PDT #6151 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Tommyrot: Well in America you're free to buy fruit and do whatever you want with it in the privacy of your home.
(Except, you know, use fruit to commit murder or other crimes of violence. Or, um, use fruit to print money. Or write state secrets on fruit and scan the fruit into a computer and email the image to foreign powers.)
Astarte - May 19, 2004 6:08:35 am PDT #6152 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Heh. It's tommyroll for brunch then?
tommyrot - May 19, 2004 6:19:06 am PDT #6153 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yes! I pull off the COMM hat trick. Or 3-peat. Or something.
Anyway, it's cool.