I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


shrift - Apr 27, 2004 6:54:20 pm PDT #6033 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

note to shrift: Is there any way to post a picture on the BRQG?

Yep. Links are easy. Rather not post the images themselves for loading speed. But most HTML I can do.


Polter-Cow - Apr 27, 2004 8:30:20 pm PDT #6034 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Er0s, in Minearverse:

To hell with bandwidth, let's talk film. Picture this "Being Tim Minear" starring David Boreanaz as Tim, and co-starring John Malkovich as... Tim's assistant.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 28, 2004 5:00:31 am PDT #6035 of 10000
What is even happening?

sarameg: You want to know what's REALLY lame? The fortune in the fortune cookie I got with chinese delivery: "It is a sunny day"

WTF?!

And for the record? It isn't.

Did litigation do this?


Trudy Booth - Apr 28, 2004 5:57:24 am PDT #6036 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aurelia: SimCity has a Detroit scenario that is spookily accurate. It is impossible to maintain roads and prevent riots at the same time. I learned to appreciate the potholes while I lived there.


juliana - Apr 28, 2004 5:57:33 am PDT #6037 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

NovaChild, in Natter, discussing postal codes:

Well, to be fair, Mississippi does contain FOUR S's. Meaning S is a pretty reasonable letter to follow it.

On the other hand it also contain's four i's.

Okay. I was right the first time. Mississippi will revolt and conquer Michigan, so as to steal the postal code.

We have shotguns and pickup trucks. Whaddayougot?


Topic!Cindy - Apr 28, 2004 6:56:23 am PDT #6038 of 10000
What is even happening?

In Angel Spoilers, regarding the finale, and so while a spoiler, there is no actual detail...

victor infante: Angel has a real plan. Dear God, the show MUST be ending.


JenP - Apr 28, 2004 7:12:52 am PDT #6039 of 10000

Lilty Cash in Minearverse:

My uncle Guy is a Yankees fan. He threatens to leave me his jersey when he dies, so I tell him I will burn it on his grave. We're a loving family.


Trudy Booth - Apr 28, 2004 7:49:43 am PDT #6040 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gudanov: Tofu people are hard to deal with, they keep taking on the personalities of everyone else around them


Katie M - Apr 28, 2004 8:28:03 am PDT #6041 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Because even Robin has her limits:

But the places they use therapy animals, (hospitals, nursing homes) have so little contact in them that petting even a chicken probably feels good. It's warm and alive and soft and for some of the patients that could be a real treat.

That being said, a CHICKEN? Come ON, people, you can do better.


Trudy Booth - Apr 28, 2004 9:25:35 am PDT #6042 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita: Giving medals to animals is weird.

billytea: I always thought it was pretty funny celebrating my parents' dog's birthday. I imagine he's thinking "Ok, on the plus side, steak; but why are they all watching me eat it? Is there something in it? Is this some kind of practical joke?" And then he'd eat it anyway, because after all, he's a dog.

ita: I'm now picturing a kangaroo wearing tights and a cape....

billytea: Able to leap tall fences in a single bound! Oh, wait, they all do that