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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Liese S. - Apr 07, 2004 7:35:41 pm PDT #5891 of 10000

"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Why you should read Buffistechnology, or The Networks' Solution To Tivo:

Gudanov:

The solution is obviously more product placement. e.g.:

From the new Law & Order: SUV.

Ed: There's the suspect. Let's follow him.

Sandy: Is that a new for 2005 Dodge Durango he's driving?

Ed: That's right. It has a HEMI engine with 340 horsepower so it won't be easy to keep up if he spots us.

Sandy: Maybe he'll be so comfortable in the optional leather interior that he won't notice us following him in our GMC Envoy.

Ed: Looks like he spotted us. Here put my yummy and satisfying can of Vanilla Coke in one of those convient cupholders with removable rubber insert for easy cleaning.

Trudy Booth - Apr 08, 2004 5:16:25 am PDT #5892 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

F2F Pub Ninjas

NoiseDesign: t Throws real darts into the corner

DXMachina: t Bats darts back at ND with a pool cue...

Kathy A - Apr 08, 2004 8:06:33 am PDT #5893 of 10000

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Tommyrot:

I want something dramatic to happen at the Rice hearing. Like Condi ripping off her mask to reveal her horrible alien visage and exclaiming, "Foolish humans! I, commander Xorg of the Theliqians, have infiltrated the government of your most powerful nation to weaken your already puny defenses! Our space armada is gathering above your planet! Ah ha ha ha ha!"

Somebody tell me if this happens, 'kay?

sj - Apr 08, 2004 12:05:22 pm PDT #5894 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ginger in Bitches:

Buffista mom's first question about a birthing center: "Does it have Internet access?"

deborah grabien - Apr 08, 2004 2:06:18 pm PDT #5895 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Because this gave me a moment of unholy pleasure, Miracleman in Bitches:

Office closed tomorrow.

No work to do.

People leaving.

Should I leave early too?

Burma Shave!

EpicTangent - Apr 08, 2004 2:31:55 pm PDT #5896 of 10000

Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

This was actually an email to me. I sent a coworker a link to MM's announcement 'cuz I thought he'd get a kick out of it. He came back with:

Not bad. Are they working on the Making of documentary?

Aims - Apr 08, 2004 2:33:14 pm PDT #5897 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

BWHAHAHAHA!!!

::Ahem::

Not that I know of.

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dani - Apr 08, 2004 3:38:33 pm PDT #5898 of 10000

I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

Yes, what will the DVD extras be?

Pix - Apr 08, 2004 5:37:10 pm PDT #5899 of 10000

The status is NOT quo.

I’d like to COMM the entire discussion of B’cracy Thread title possibilities, which stared here: aurelia "Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer" Apr 7, 2004 8:25:40 pm PDT and ended (sort of), with the summary post here: DavidS "Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer" Apr 8, 2004 3:05:08 pm PDT

because it made me laugh until I couldn't breathe.

Oh. And...pretty number!

DCJensen - Apr 08, 2004 7:53:30 pm PDT #5900 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Yes, what will the DVD extras be?

Can you get Tim Minear and Joss Whedon to do the commentaries?

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