In Bitches
Erika j: Why am I taking crap from Mr. Most Likely to Get Off At Sally Beauty Supply? Why?
I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Apr 01, 2004 5:22:16 am PST #5824 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj - Apr 01, 2004 5:47:37 am PST #5825 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Aw...Hec, I tease from affection, right? Trudy, I don't know what to say...this feels like a very "You have done well, Grasshopper," moment.
Nilly - Apr 01, 2004 7:31:28 am PST #5826 of 10000
Swouncing
Out-of-context Natter:
sarameg: My hate knows no grammar.
Jessica - Apr 01, 2004 8:25:25 am PST #5827 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Natter,
Amych: I was once fired in mid-sentence. "Do you have the file for .... it just isn't working out."
I mean, yeah, you know when you're temping that they can and will dump you at any time, but really, people! At least get to a paragraph break!
deborah grabien - Apr 01, 2004 9:59:27 am PST #5828 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
The incomparable Jilli, in Bitches:
Things I Have Learned from Friends in the Kink Scene: do not make the mistake of thinking those mini claw clip hair accessories can be substituted for nipple clamps. Apparently that was not the sort of sensation they were looking for.
Beverly - Apr 01, 2004 10:57:38 am PST #5829 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Deena in Bitches:
I have fulfilled my purpose, already! I have brought laughter (I tried for the sunshine but it was already booked on the other coast, sorry). I can now retire to my nap in righteousness. Oh joyous day, etc.
I'd finish that, but I have no idea how to spell callou callay.
Atropa - Apr 01, 2004 11:36:45 am PST #5830 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Shrift in Natter:
In my last review, my manager had written something about needing to challenge me more. I wanted to write underneath, "Pay me more money, and you won't catch me surfing Monster for a less stressful and monotonous job that better utilizes my skill-set, boss."
Topic!Cindy - Apr 01, 2004 3:21:42 pm PST #5831 of 10000
What is even happening?
Burrell: Losing internet access for two days? Annoying
Paying my Comcast bill? Expensive
Working my ass off for days on end? Exausting
Missing out on three endless days of debate in Bureaucracy? Priceless
Katerina Bee - Apr 02, 2004 7:01:59 am PST #5832 of 10000
Herding cats for fun
Noise Design: Anyone want to be my date tomorrow night for my show opening? I'm gonna wear my kilt.
Shrift: I think this is called 'taunting the geographically-challenged.'
aurelia - Apr 02, 2004 8:27:45 am PST #5833 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Nonian:
Things I've Learned from the Buffistas
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5. Fellate is a verb
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Shrift:
4. Frottage is a noun.