Thomash: As I understand it, there is supposedly a Springfield in every state. Can anyone confirm that?
DX: Nope. No Springfield in Rhode Island.
(Unless I've been pronouncing Usquepaug wrong...)
Xander ,'Empty Places'
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Thomash: As I understand it, there is supposedly a Springfield in every state. Can anyone confirm that?
DX: Nope. No Springfield in Rhode Island.
(Unless I've been pronouncing Usquepaug wrong...)
In the Minearverse:
Cashmere:
I love saying Ypsilanti out loud.
shrift:
And isn't it the Ypsilanti water tower that looks like a giant penis?
Cashmere:
How do I have relatives there and NOT know about the penis???
Aimee:
Your current state would say otherwise, Cash.
Cashmere:
Hee. This is true. Everytime I go into a bar and the server asks me if I want a drink I say, "That's what got me into this in the first place." I never get tired of it.
Susan W. in Great Write, on the effects of enforced bedrest due to late pregnancy on her get-up-and-go:
Basically, I've just turned into a remarkably lazy woman--it's like I quit being driven cold turkey.
MiracleMan in Natter
I went through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to get out from the rain.
Actually...the horse was named "Irwin", but he would bite
And kick when I called him that and I didn't want to
Be bitten and kicked. But one day I was really thirsty
And there wasn't any frickin' rain so I
Killed Irwin and drank his blood and made horse-meat steaks.
Or something.
DX in The Minearverse (or should we just rename it Natter?):
Thomash:
As I understand it, there is supposedly a Springfield in every state.
Can anyone confirm that?
DX:
Nope. No Springfield in Rhode Island.
(Unless I've been pronouncing Usquepaug wrong...)
Sue, the 'Unknown Buffista' was Thomash.
Matt the Bruins fan, explaining about board in-speak "Bob Likes Carrots":
Right, it has applications other than spousal. For example, [Rant-inducing co-worker's daughter] likes carrots, because she cannot say two sentences in a conversation that's not strictly about work details without relating whatever the subject is back to her daughter.
I'm tempted to scour the news for articles about bestiality convictions to spark a conversation and see just how pronounced this effect is.
Hec: What do we call Ohio cities with unfortunate germanic tendencies?
Teppy: Der Zinzinnati, baby. We gots the best of the wurst.
Thanks Nilly!
Beth B in Minearverse:
I saw Waterworld in a theater where the popcorn machine caught on fire. Amazingly - most of the people went back in to see the end.