River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - Oct 23, 2002 10:09:33 am PDT #489 of 10000
Swouncing

Um, DXM, it's not whitefonted on my screen.

Megan E. in Natter:

Interviewer: So, if you are working on a complex assignment and the answers are not compiling as you expected, how do you approach finding a solution.

Megan: I assume that it's insane troll logic and go Out. For. A. Walk..... Bitch.


DXMachina - Oct 23, 2002 10:55:59 am PDT #490 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Huh, it was white for me. Is it white now?


Nilly - Oct 23, 2002 11:02:54 am PDT #491 of 10000
Swouncing

Yup.


Theodosia - Oct 23, 2002 11:25:15 am PDT #492 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

billytea, being fairly non-spoilery about incompetent CGI effects in Buffy:

Of course, I grew up on Doctor Who, so apparently I can be creeped out by a sock puppet if it's lit properly.


Madrigal Costello - Oct 23, 2002 11:48:21 am PDT #493 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

ErikaJ

In our family, we didn't get to "intimations of mortality' till dessert.


P.M. Marc - Oct 23, 2002 1:41:02 pm PDT #494 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I will distract them! I will be all "LOOK! IT'S NAKED SPIKE!" and then run away.

Rio on her non-spoilery plans for world domination in Buffy


erikaj - Oct 23, 2002 1:51:43 pm PDT #495 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

This is an illness. I am like a crackwhore. I am a textwhore. Teppy, on the perils of having Too Many Books, in Bitches.Textwhores unite!


Rebecca Lizard - Oct 23, 2002 6:28:49 pm PDT #496 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Madrigal, Buffy, nonspoilery:

Hmmmm. Willow could kill Kevin Bacon. That'd probably completely wipe out all her karmic debts for the stuff she did last season. And then they could have t-shirts that read, "Willow Rosenberg. She Saved the World. From Kevin Bacon."


Java cat - Oct 23, 2002 7:04:51 pm PDT #497 of 10000
Not javachik

Great novels, like all great art, can make you realize things about the world or yourself that you didn't know you needed to know. Kind of like the difference between looking at a still life and thinking, "Why that looks exactly like a tulip. how beautiful." and looking at a still life and having it affect the way you look at tulips from then on.

scrappy


Jessica - Oct 23, 2002 8:29:15 pm PDT #498 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Burrell:

I'd much rather get a little in-n-out than to commit hurry curry.