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Am-Chau Yarkona - Sep 30, 2003 11:18:51 pm PDT #4492 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Two from Bitches (I'd forgotten how much fun catching up in there could be. Damn, it's good to have found time).

sj:

I have no idea what I'm doing, but nearly everyone else in my life seems to think they know all of the answers.

Lyra Jane:

If it's any consolation, they're probably faking it.

erika:

Or craniorectal inversion is their natural state...

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Hec:

I always wanted a porn star to use Abraham Lincoln's line in an interview.

erika:

Oh, Hec, you mean the line. "It's better to be silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt," Yeah, I know about Lincoln than porn. It's the opposite of a mis-spent youth. Go Team Wild Thirties!

Phill (also responding to Hec's line):

Frederick Douglas: Mr. President, the great available yet unavailed force for the Union is the negro soldier.

President Lincoln: Oh hush up, Doug. Why don't you slide up on that desk and we can listen to the sexier angels of our nature.

erikaj - Oct 01, 2003 6:10:23 am PDT #4493 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

I'm still finding bleach flecks in my medulla oblongata from that puppy, Phill.

Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 01, 2003 7:47:05 am PDT #4494 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Bitches:

Phil:

Good morning, all. A request: Any costume ideas?

Madrigal:

Put a lawn jockey on your back and say you're going as Seabiscuit.

Aims - Oct 01, 2003 7:49:38 am PDT #4495 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dammit Matt.

Jessica - Oct 01, 2003 8:22:02 am PDT #4496 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Madrigal's current tagline:

Ash Bush durbatulûk, ash Bush gimbatul, ash Bush thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

Steph L. - Oct 01, 2003 8:54:46 am PDT #4497 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Madrigal again:

That's why they consider Reavers to be so uncivilized. They don't microwave their people before eating them.

Madrigal Costello - Oct 01, 2003 11:30:37 am PDT #4498 of 10000

It's a remora, dimwit.

Threepeat! Loud would be my whoo-hoo-age were I not in a library.

smonster - Oct 01, 2003 11:48:15 am PDT #4499 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Translation of the tag, for those of us geeky enough to recognize dwarvish but not geeky enough to speak it?

(it *is* dwarvish, isn't it?)

eta that i'm not geeky enough. oh, well, got the fandom right. knew it wasn't fyarl.

§ ita § - Oct 01, 2003 11:50:28 am PDT #4500 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not Dwarvish -- it's the dark language that's inscribed on the One Ring:

One Bush to rule them all, one Bush to find them,
one Bush to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

DebetEsse - Oct 01, 2003 11:51:00 am PDT #4501 of 10000

Woe to the fucking wicked.

That's not dwarvish is it? It's Mordorian (or whatever). The "Ash" means 1 (cf "ash Nazg" means one ring)

Or, you know, what she said.

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