Erin G.: Theres something about poultry shears that makee me happy
Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.
'Hell Bound'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Sep 02, 2003 8:25:41 am PDT #4326 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kathy A - Sep 02, 2003 9:15:52 am PDT #4327 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
More Betsy:
Nothing says 'party' like 'comatose capybara speedbumps'.
DavidS - Sep 02, 2003 10:54:06 am PDT #4328 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Betsy, en fuego!
Betsy [re: the happy ending in the movie version of Our Town]: It's like having Evelyn pop back up alive at the end of *Chinatown*. "It was only a flesh wound!"
Ken Buddha: Of course Polanski changed the original end of the screenplay to make it more nihilistic.
Betsy: Yeah, but Polanski was right.
waves hands as attempts to make some logical consistency out of her positions
fails
pretends she's doing the Lambada
**************
Trudy Booth [again, re happy endings tacked on in movies]:
I believe you, Scrappy, on an intellectual level...
But if Charlotte hadn't died I don't know if I'd have become a vegetarian each time I finished Charlotte's Web.
Betsy HP - You can come back to the carnivore side, Trudy. McDonalds has stopped serving Spider McNuggets in response to widespread protest.
Theodosia - Sep 02, 2003 1:22:05 pm PDT #4329 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal:
Babies basically are just little emissaries of all the bodily fluids. It makes one wonder why there aren't more baby clothes made of vinyl.
Cindy - Sep 02, 2003 3:04:01 pm PDT #4330 of 10000
Nobody
There was no coffee on my monitor from this one, but it induced a big gasp for air, and thus I thought it COMM worthy.
Daniel C. Jensen in Press:
Tonight is likely the last Buffy on UPN in the United States.
Chosen will be shown.
Next week UPN will be showing "UPN's Funky Flubs" in the timeslot.
Be very afraid.
Gandalfe - Sep 02, 2003 5:32:18 pm PDT #4331 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Matt the Bruins Fan:
There has to be some point at which guilt by association tapers off—otherwise every person in the world who works in the food industry has served a murderer, rapist, or record company executive at some point and therefore deserves to die.
aurelia - Sep 02, 2003 5:44:34 pm PDT #4332 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Madrigal, in Natter (context? There was this whole capybara thing... don't ask):
Egad. Anyone ever asks me what the leading cause of alcoholism among capybaras is, I'm gonna say it's you guys.
Trudy Booth - Sep 03, 2003 4:14:14 am PDT #4333 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Noumenon: Wouldn't Angelus make a great prosecutor? He'd just take the witnesses apart with sarcasm. And intimidate the jury, no problem.
Victor Infante: Of course, he'd eat the jury. And the judge. No, he'd torture the judge, and make the jury watch. And then kill 'em.
On the other hand, he's probably already a candidate for governor.
deborah grabien - Sep 03, 2003 9:17:23 am PDT #4334 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Context? Whatever for?
billytea in Bitches:
Bush: (looking through binoculars) "Ah don't get it. Is it a dance in mah honor or somethin'?"
Cheney: (dies)
(edited because for some reason, basic brackets disappear when I post them. Bother.)
Sean K - Sep 03, 2003 1:04:41 pm PDT #4335 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
ita, in Bitches. No context.
Dear Interviewer,
Beth adores black people.
Signed, Black Herself. And Not Even American. So There.