You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


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Theodosia - Aug 14, 2003 5:41:09 pm PDT #4220 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Steph L.:

See, Deb and Sophia just demonstrated the fact that people's bodies are different, how they respond to different foods is radically different, and basically you need to see what makes your body thrive and then go with it.
Again, I curse the gods that it isn't Skippy Super Chunk.


Steph L. - Aug 14, 2003 5:46:38 pm PDT #4221 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Erk. Theo, can you change the typo in my quote? From "basicly" to "basically"?

I hate being immortalized as a cretin.


Theodosia - Aug 14, 2003 6:08:51 pm PDT #4222 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I have changed the spelling! Actually I misspelled the correction in the first place. I'm not doing all that great myself tonight.....


Trudy Booth - Aug 15, 2003 6:21:37 am PDT #4223 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tom Scola: I'm not sure I want to go home.

ita: Stay with us! Stay with us!

We'll huddle for warmth.

Betsy HP: (Only ita would be worrying about warmth in midsummer on the East Coast.)


Frankenbuddha - Aug 15, 2003 6:30:35 am PDT #4224 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Teppy, in Movies:

The Brittany Murphy movie -- Uptown Girls, I think? -- and Freddy vs. Jason are both opening today.

I think Hollywood missed the boat. The IDEAL summer blockbuster would have combined the two movies.


Trudy Booth - Aug 15, 2003 6:50:18 am PDT #4225 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kristen: So the FBI is investigating a connection between the blaster worm and this?

You know, if our power system was a little more up to date, I might put more stock in that theory than I do.

ita: The power grid runs WINDOWS XP?

Are they insane?


Betsy HP - Aug 15, 2003 7:03:16 am PDT #4226 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Kat on the power outage:

I did not walk. I walked up from Greenwich Village to Port Authority where I attempted to go in and catch a NJ bus thinking it would be easiest. Silly me. Port Authority was spewing out people like a deranged popcorn popper. You couldn't even move on the sidewalk in front of it. So I walked around the corner to take the cheapie shuttle bus and found people crowding around and desperately pushing to get on anything that moved. I reached down, found my inner pushy bitch, and got myself on a bus. I then proceeded to spend hours inching along in a bus without air conditioning (the driver turned it off because he was afraid of running out of gas) while people periodically hurled themselves at the vehicle beating frantically on the doors and windows and begging to be let on despite the fact that we were packed in so tightly that we couldn't even move. And then, we finally made it to the Lincoln Tunnel. I have never been so happy to see a hard, straight object going into a dark, round opening in my entire life.

Trudy on the power outage:

Beverly: I guess we'll probably see a wave of births in the Northeast, come next May. It's what happened in the brownouts.

Trudy: HELLLL no. I'd have only slept with vampires last night and only until the friction warmed him up.

[Attributed setup line]


Trudy Booth - Aug 15, 2003 7:06:07 am PDT #4227 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tom Scola - Aug 14, 2003 4:16:12 pm PDT #1701 of 1840

There's about 15 IT guys still here. All the female cow-orkers left quickly, for some reason, it seems like they didn't want to get trapped here.


Cindy - Aug 15, 2003 9:55:00 am PDT #4228 of 10000
Nobody

context schmontext

erikaj:

The sign I was born under? Apparently "Next".


Beverly - Aug 15, 2003 1:41:31 pm PDT #4229 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I was the unknown straight man setting up the joke for Trudy.