Ouise in Atlantic Canadian Monday Madness, clearing up Griffyn's confusion about freedom vs civil liberties (sparked by this article):

"Freedom" is a good thing, and the US has more of it that anyone else. In fact, members of the American government have been known to say that they have all of the freedom. Civil liberties, on the other hand, are bad. Look at that word "civil". What does it make you think of? Things like "civil service" - we all know they're lazy and wasting the taxpayers' money. Or how about "civil engineering"? That's all about sewage. Clearly civil liberties are bad and have nothing to do with freedom.

Biblical Buffista Buffoonery...

Plei:

Not too shockingly, I though Cain got a bum deal. Also, the whole Esau thing? Stuck in my craw.

billytea:

Ew. Hairballs.

Hec, in Natter, context be damned(although maybe I should have snagged the whole pod people conversation, in addition.) It should be noted that DXM was already an adult in the early 70s, so not as prone to laying around on Saturday morning in his jammies huffing Apple Jacks and watching The Mighty Isis.

Natter. There WAS no context. That's why they call it Natter.

Teppy: Mushrooms are of the DEVIL.

Hec: Well, hell gets all the good cuisine. At least from the instances of Ambrosia and Divinity I've tasted at midwestern picnics.

Teppy: I should clarify: musrooms grow in the Devil's ASS.

Hec: Doll, if that's where they kept the morels I'd be (white for squeamies)

edited b/c italics don't help squeamish peoples.

In B'cracy -

Aimée - Cindy, I am now singing "La Ista, Buffista" in my head. Madonna would *not* be happy.

Cindy - Yeah but somehow, she'd find a way to market her unhappiness, so it's all good.

I fell in love with Buffistas

Warm wind carried on the sea, they called to me

Te dijo te amo

I prayed my modem would last

They typed so fast

Tropical the island breeze

All Buffistas wild and free

This is where I long to be

La ista buffista

And when the f/c/m they played

The bar they'd set so high

Ring through my ears and sting my eyes

Your porny lullaby

Aimée -

We want to be where the orb warms the sky

When it's time for the HoYAY!, you can watch them slash by

Beautiful fiction, no cares in this world

Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves another boy.

From Un-Americans

evil jimi:

Anyone can resist an apple...

Leigh:

I can't. To me they're like round, sweet, crispy crack. Though I wouldn't want to try snorting one, really.

Julie:

Leigh, sweetie? Remember, that whole sanity thing you were going for? Not helping.

Theo, the "Unknown Un-American" is evil jimi.

I have edited to make Nilly look crazy....

It doesn't take editing to make me look crazy, I do a fine job of that on my own.

DXM, morning in Natter:

<Punches time clock.>

Ow!!

<Remembers why "punching time clock" means you're just supposed to put time card into clock, not hit the big metal box as hard as you can with fist. Decides it's time to make coffee... And find ice pack for hand...>

Tim Minear - May 2, 2003 2:57:39 am EDT
In Angel 3: Big Damn Evil, Sir

Oh my dear lord in heaven how I love this thread title.