Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain... bullets. But that's air through the engine. It's past. We're business people.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


meara - Oct 11, 2002 2:19:52 pm PDT #318 of 10000

Fred Pete, re: mean emails:

Or respond with surrealism.

Thank you for your interest in the new Chrysler Weetabix. A brochure should reach you within 5 to 7 business days. Because your inquiry included the secret phrase of the day ("hippo pants"), the brochure will include a coupon for free cruise control.

If you have any further questions concerning the new Chrysler Weetabix, now with blood-resistant vinyl seating, please do not hesitate to call me at 1-800-555-4321.


erikaj - Oct 11, 2002 2:29:37 pm PDT #319 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Bwahhhaha. You guys are so funny! Can't believe those fandom titles. I mean I believe you but...what are these people thinking?!


Steph L. - Oct 11, 2002 2:47:20 pm PDT #320 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Kat, in Natter:

Lori, not to be weird or anything, but what did you do to the sink? Is the sink now where the evil lives?


Cindy - Oct 11, 2002 3:15:42 pm PDT #321 of 10000
Nobody

candyb posted this from Anya G., in NAFDA Buffy 1

(white font gods, don't fail me now...)

(Edit by DX: I'm not sure why, but it wasn't white in Netscape (see following posts), so I'm just going to leave the Nilly for the recap if anybody wants to read it. And you should.)


Nutty - Oct 11, 2002 3:24:13 pm PDT #322 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Emily, in natter:

Because, really, bad writing does nothing for me.
It's not like, "Oh, yeah, baby, splice those commas!
Show me that throbbing purple prose! Twist those
characters beyond recognition, oooh!"

ookay, with the strange margins. I hope this fixes it.


Connie Neil - Oct 11, 2002 3:45:27 pm PDT #323 of 10000
brillig

amych in Natter, on her neighbors' reaction to her:

"Eww! She has short red hair! She's wearing black! Don't let her near the debutantes!


DXMachina - Oct 11, 2002 5:26:58 pm PDT #324 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

ookay, with the strange margins. I hope this fixes it.

Wasn't you. Cindy didn't close her <pre> tag. I fixed it.


lori - Oct 11, 2002 6:23:15 pm PDT #325 of 10000

Still no white font on the Anya re-post by Cindy.


DXMachina - Oct 11, 2002 6:29:33 pm PDT #326 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

It's whited out for me, Lori, and the HTML is correct. What browser are you using?


Kat - Oct 11, 2002 6:35:08 pm PDT #327 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Netscape... Though I'm not Lori, no whitefont for me either.