erika in Bitches:
other people inherit money and artistic talent...I get my dad's wonky stomach.
Hey! What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this. You'll use up all the air!
Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
sj - Mar 15, 2003 6:25:58 pm PST #2981 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
erikaj - Mar 15, 2003 6:33:06 pm PST #2982 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Wow, feeling much COMM-love today.This must be what it's like to be Billytea, without echidnas. Thank you.
Trudy Booth - Mar 16, 2003 12:00:14 am PST #2983 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
just loving the way this was phrased...
Steph L.: I have benadryl, but I took 2 vicodin about 4 hours ago, and a 4-mg methylprednisolone 1 hour ago. Won't they interact?
Since the oxycodone makes me sleepy and the benadryl makes me sleepy, wouldn't taking them together...well...KILL me?
Elena: Benadryl and oxycodone will interact. As you surmised they will make you extra sleepy. They will not kill you.
Deena - Mar 16, 2003 12:20:36 am PST #2984 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
From Natter:
Ms. Havisham:
From the voting form:
How many Buffistas does it take to make a vote count?
I don't know - how many does it take to change a lightbulb?
DXMachina - Mar 16, 2003 5:28:23 am PST #2985 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Since you asked, from the FAQ:
Q. How many Buffistas does it take to screw in a light-bulb? [PersephoneMoon - TT.QB.1768]
A. Seven. One to screw it in and six to debate whether full spectrum light bulbs would give vamps a rash. [Jon B - TT.QB.1769]
A. Plus one more to set up a poll on which kind of light bulb to use. [David J. Schwartz - TT.QB.1770]
A. No. One to set up a poll to decide on a title for the "Would Full-Spectrum Light Bulbs Give Vampires a Rash In The Jossverse" Table Talk thread. [Jon B - TT.QB.1771]
A. And another to set up the threads, "The Lantern, the Torch, and their Lampshades," "Bulbista Bureaucracy," and "Torchiere&Halojen4EVAH!" [DXMachina - TT.QB.1772]
A. Twenty-one. One to set up a poll on what to title the light bulb-changing ceremony. Two to research which high-efficiency light bulb will encourage more people to de-lurk. Three to blame Anya, Tara and/or Dawn for letting the light bulb burn out in the first place. Four to sob that Joyce will never again change a light bulb. Five to rhapsodize about how hot Spike would look changing the light bulb. And six to complain about how the new light bulb isn't as exciting as the light bulbs from the earlier seasons. [David J. Schwartz - TT.QB.1773]
Theodosia - Mar 16, 2003 6:00:47 am PST #2986 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Daniel C. Jensen does some expert playing:
From the Random Alanis Generator, it's all about what you put in the fields, folks:
"Why"
Emails, Viagra, Mortgages
Why God, Why?
Viagra, Nigerians, Spammers
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Spammers
Like a Keats character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Softwares, emails, nekkid teens
Why God, Why?
Spammers, nekkid teens, Mortgages
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Spammers
Like a Keats character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Spammers
Like a Keats character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
- Random alanis Generator
[edited to make formatting prettier]
Jessica - Mar 16, 2003 9:47:57 am PST #2987 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh, the lightbulb jokes! My tagline over on WX is still "Halogen Bulbs -- Brilliant AND Hot!"
Fay - Mar 16, 2003 6:18:52 pm PST #2988 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
The inimitable Elena Chez Bitches:
I'm here. Let the rejoicing begin.
Put down the Orb of Osiris - I didn't say re-Joyce-ing.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 17, 2003 2:43:51 am PST #2989 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
In Bitches:
Deena, on her youngest son:
He's also officially outgrown his first outfit. The scramble to keep him decently covered until he's 18, gainfully employed, or becomes a nudist has begun.
Theodosia - Mar 17, 2003 4:35:51 am PST #2990 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Daniel C. Jensen, about his Freedom Fries song which is rapidly expanding in popularity:
Holy Frell. I created a monster, and it is rampaging through the village. Beth's DH apparently added a torch or two and now it is lumbering down the path.