DX Machina, in Natter, responding to Kat:
Some people shouldn't be seen in swim suits and SC Justices are one.
Huh, and here I thought the only reason they didn't have their own swimsuit calendar was because there were only nine of them...
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 10, 2002 2:16:04 pm PDT #291 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Cindy - Oct 10, 2002 2:34:01 pm PDT #292 of 10000
Nobody
ted r - in NAFDA Buffy 1, non-spoilery...unfortunately.
"open-nipple thong bikinis, thigh-high leather boots, spiked collars and whips"
For the record, I was just making a joke, and I have never actually imagined any cast member of Buffy or Angel in an outfit like that.
Except for Oz.
bon bon - Oct 10, 2002 2:37:57 pm PDT #293 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
JZ in natter. Context is superfluous:
Every time you skip and skim, Jesus eats a clown.
Jessica - Oct 10, 2002 2:49:31 pm PDT #294 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Erin:
When I was a little girl I wanted to be Indiana Jones. In a tiara. And have a secret life as a queen.
Now I realize that when I was a little girl, I wanted to be a gay archaeologist.
askye - Oct 10, 2002 3:46:08 pm PDT #295 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
Jacquline in Natter:
Damn. Now all the baby talk has reminded me of a lethal cuteness bomb I saw this morning in the elevator. Filipina-American, tiny tiny tiny, with a growing-out bob, wearing her mother's big flannel coat with the sleeves wrapped all the way around her and a teddy bear tucked into the sleeviness somewhere, those sneakers with the little red lights that light up when you step down hard, a knit cap that said DR. PEPPER. She wanted to press the elevator buttons, and she kept bouncing up and down and making her shoes twinkle. She was so cute that my ovaries actually leapt out my throat, wrapped their little arms around my neck, and started banging my head against the wall, screaming in their little ovarian voices, "Breed, you silly fuck! BREED!"
Well, not actually, but it felt that way.
Fay - Oct 10, 2002 3:50:26 pm PDT #296 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Erikaj in Literary:
mmm, a refractory period is time between sex encounters right? Cause I'm thinking my second guess "being able to go a long time without eating" might make him less than a fantasy guy.
erikaj - Oct 10, 2002 4:08:49 pm PDT #297 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Thanks Fay.
Holli - Oct 10, 2002 6:30:51 pm PDT #298 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
And I doubt there'd be as much fuel for the occasional blisteringly-funny MM rants in Switzerland.
You may be right on that. How much ire can I draw up over hot-chocolate, cuckoo clocks and multi-purpose knives?
"This cocoa is...is really. Damn. Well, it's...hot. Shit. I'm goin' someplace I hate, I'll be happier."
The dichotomy of snark.
Suela and MM, in Natter. Catching up is fun!
Holli - Oct 10, 2002 7:04:21 pm PDT #299 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
MM and Aimée funny.
MM: Today feels like one of those days when you want dancing weasels around.
Just to cut the tension, you know? Things get too deep, people start crying you can always point and say "Look! Dancing weasels! On ice!"
I think it would be better than psychotherapy.
Aimee: Can we have a weasel?
MM: I'll think about it.
Aimee: How about a camel?
MM: No.
Aimee: A dromedary?
MM: No.
Aimee: Why not?
MM: Because it's a fucking camel.
Theodosia - Oct 10, 2002 9:05:04 pm PDT #300 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
connie neil, proving why some people may think she is the evillest Buffista, in Angel:
People have their limits. If her cage had full toilet facilities, then a little between the bars snarking with a hot guy is not necessarily a bad thing.