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Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

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amych - Mar 08, 2003 10:47:32 am PST #2841 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Allyson in Natter:

I always hear that smokes are more addictive than heroin. But with heroin, you get health insurance carriers and work programs designed to give you 30 days of care and methadone and shit.

With smokes, people tell you to Hang Tough like New Kids on the Block and give you a lollipop. Fuckers. I want methadone and a stark white room in a clinic. Except instead of everyone sitting in a circle, smoking, and telling war stories, we all sit around a circle and shoot heroin and tell war stories.

Fay - Mar 08, 2003 2:02:32 pm PST #2842 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

In Bitches...

Erikaj: Hi, Bitches. Busy day here today, got some books for an article I'm writing, on spec, as usual...I almost typed on Hec, which would be a completely different experience entirely.

Hec Hec on Spec - that's Dr. Seuss, right?

Erikaj "I will not write it with a mouse," "I will not write it in a house. For they won't read it in a chair, they will not read it anywhere."

John H - Mar 08, 2003 2:20:32 pm PST #2843 of 10000

I'm catching up on the discussions we had at WX. and this is Nutty talking about small versus large communities:

you can live a really long life in a smallish, isolated part of the world, and die by degrees as your organs fail one by one, or you can live in a busy city, meeting lots of new people, and catching all of their germs, and you die young and possibly with blood coming out of every orifice

Aims - Mar 08, 2003 2:25:05 pm PST #2844 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

scrappy, in Bitches:

I am woman, hear me roar-- "Ow. where's the damn Ibuprofen?"

PaulJ - Mar 08, 2003 2:26:46 pm PST #2845 of 10000

Natter:

John:

Do we know much about Lori's thing that's going to Mars?

Aimee:

Only that she *refuses* to write "FOAMY" on it.

t pouty

Steph L. - Mar 08, 2003 3:50:56 pm PST #2846 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

(I'm not trying to COMM myself; I'm just the setup here...)

In Natter:

Steph L.: We also get random holidays that nobody else does, like -- I swear to you this is true -- the National Day of Prayer.

meara: National Day of Prayer??? Dude. I think on the one hand, I'd be kinda irritated to get that off, but...free day off! Heck, I dont' get MLK, I want day of prayer!!

bitterchick: I don't get President's Day, man. I want a day of prayer. I can pray for more vacation time.

deborah grabien - Mar 08, 2003 4:42:07 pm PST #2847 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Steph, the logical followup to that would have to be something like "Yeah, and then we could pray for a real live president..."

Steph L. - Mar 08, 2003 4:54:03 pm PST #2848 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

::snerkity::

Theodosia - Mar 08, 2003 6:39:25 pm PST #2849 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Calli:

I like dogs. I like movies with dogs. I've just got training issues that interfere with my enjoyment of some of those movies. It's a squick. Meanwhile I'm watching things like Evil Dead without ever saying, "Damn, they ought to have better regulation of their post-mortem facilities." So I should probably just get over the dog issue.

John H - Mar 08, 2003 8:19:16 pm PST #2850 of 10000

Noumenon (not, please note, Nou-demon) when asked what to do about a broken tooth:

First step: Give "tooth paste" a chance to earn its name.

Second step: Duct tape!

Third step: Panic.

Wait, that was actually my strategy for eight minute dating. I don't know what to do about the tooth.

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