Willow ,'Help'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy comments on parents who made their kid wait 45 minutes with a broken arm before they took him for medical care because "it was his fault".
Sick kids get first priority, period. And injured kids doubly so. I don't care if he was dancing naked on the roof shouting "Saddam come get me!"
Wildlife wackiness:
Perkins: but do evil giraffes make sounds? Billytea may need to correct me on this, but giraffes don't make sounds, IIRC.
scrappy: Giraffes say "Look at my lovely long neck and my beautiful eyelashes. I want you to come pet me and I will nuzzle you softly and be your friend forever." At least that's what they say to me.
Oh, not OUT LOUD, that would make the rest of you feel left out.
Jess PMoon: Evil giraffes narrow their eyes evilly and say "I'm going to eat more leaves than I should."
Betsy Hanes Perry: I took a Lush bath in my tiara last night.
David S: I would be sad that there's no photographic evidence of this, but the mental image is pretty clear. (With modesty preserving bubbles.)
Betsy Hanes Perry: Screw modesty. There was glitter. There was yonks of glitter. Not a bubble in sight.
I think you should include my enthusiastic "Okay!" to Betsy's immodesty.
Spoilery for Buffy: PMM: I was picturing the FE staring wistfully at a row of Devil Ducks, wishing it could take a bubble bath and damning the whole incorporeal thing, damning it all to heck.
Remember Glory's fondness for bubble bath? And mimosas?
Remember Betsy's Bubble Bath Stor? With the snorkel?
I *loved* that Stor! And the way it changed -- slowly sinking under the bubbles.
Monique in Natter:
I vote for "the bitterchick and bittychick show."
Matt tBF: Well, Fab's name merely says "quirky" or possibly "traditionally ethnic" to me, as opposed to "my parents hate me and want me to die in a playground tragedy."